CAPTION TIGHPANTS RISE AGAIN #16
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, February 17, 2007 03:02
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Jayne: Mal! Did you see her? Little girl was wearing red slippers! You get the Tin Man on the left, Doc can take out the Scarecrow in the middle. That Lion is all mine!
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Jayne: Ghost of Christmas Past! Bhah humbug. I got your Christmas Spirit right here!
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Jayne: I swear I’m gonna be first in line for the shower this time. No more waiting for the doc to finish.
River (OS)(singing): Already in here.
Jayne: Gorramit, girl!
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Jayne goes to the polls to vote.
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Heard there was a big white rabbit around here laying brightly colored eggs. Sheppard says he can make a fine hasenpfeffer stew.
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Mal (OS): Jayne, where you going?
Jayne: Some blond kid from Tatooine says he can kick my ass with his lighted sword. Gonna introduce him to Vera. She’s got better range.
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OMG, That is HI-LARIOUS, KMS!
JAYNE: Cheesy bites are back!
OR:
JAYNE: Oh what soft-stepping strains of summer have crept their way into my soul? Such joy I have never....
MAL: *opens closet door* Uhh... Jayne...?
OR:
JAYNE: *stares at big shadow on the wall* AUURRRGH!!!! MONSTER!!!!
River: (in duct, with flashlight and paper cut-out) *giggles*
Yep. April Fool's Day on Serenity rocks.
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When in doubt, consult the hamster.
Also, I can kill you with my brain
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Jayne: Someone better get the voting up soon or I'm gonna pop off and fly about the room!
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Get those last minute submissions in! I will be setting up the vote tonight!
BWAH! 
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"Little pig, little pig, let me come in......."
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
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Afraid he might be in danger from crowds of other last-minute Valentine's Day shoppers, Jayne carries a little protection along.
bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~
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Inara (OS): Jayne, when I said you should use protection with your whores, I didn’t mean…
Jayne: Have you SEEN Big Bertha?
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Jayne took the 'In my pants game' a little to literally after someone called out grenade.
The expression on Jayne's face was classic when he found out what people thought he was doing in his bunk.
Jayne: Uhhh Mal. Them beagles gone and formed an army.
Jayne was just as surprised as we were when someone followed his plan.
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"It's just an Object"
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HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!!
now GO VOTE for the cutest caption of the sweetest couple this side o' the 'verse...JAYNE & VERA!
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VOTE VOTE VOTE!!!
BWAH! 
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