CAPTION TIGHPANTS RISE AGAIN #16

POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, February 17, 2007 03:02
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ASARIAN

Sunday, February 11, 2007 4:14 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by GrayAlbatross:

RIVER (OS): "Look! Somebody wrote 'gullible' on the side of your gun!"

JAYNE: (looks) "Where?!"

Now that was hilarious! LOL :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

FLORALBUNNY

Sunday, February 11, 2007 5:45 AM

Yay, DTH! That was good.

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Jayne takes his Paintball very seriously.
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JAYNE (to self): Careful of walls. Made of styrofoam. Careful of walls...
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bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~Who is Bill Pardy?~

UNCOMPREHENDING

Sunday, February 11, 2007 6:32 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by PumamanRedux:

(Jayne) "Can y'all let me out of the freezer?"

Buwahahahahahahahahaha I nearly died reading this I tell you.
Oh, and floralbunny? I'm Bill Pardy.

Man it takes a silly girl to lie about the dreams she has.
Lord it takes a lonely one to wish that she had never dreamed at all.
--Dashboard Confessional

CHOO1701

Sunday, February 11, 2007 6:59 AM

Jayne: no-body steals my hot tub time!

and

Jayne (into comm): Hey Wash, i got a present for ya!
Wash (os): is it a grenade again Jayne?
Jayne: .... er .. ....

and

Mal (os): where's Jayne going?
Zoe (os): to be governer of new California sir.

and

Jayne didn't fully understand the concept of a raiding the local "speak easy" .....

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

REAVERINA1985RIVIERA

Sunday, February 11, 2007 8:33 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
W

Jayne: I'd like a Hot Good-Dog with extra poodle, medium onion rings, and a large Mudders Milk.

Speaker: Sir, we only serve customers in vehicles at the drive-thru.

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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.

RYCE

Sunday, February 11, 2007 2:24 PM

Jayne: I think I'm gonna sneeze....

No power in the 'verse can stop me!

FLORALBUNNY

Monday, February 12, 2007 3:17 AM

Jayne, his hands wet, expected the box to produce
a blast of hot air or a roller towel and wasn't
sure where to hit it when it was slow to respond.

bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
~Bill Pardy -- you're needed in the new UK dino series~

ASARIAN

Monday, February 12, 2007 6:58 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by ReaverInA1985Riviera:

Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
W

Jayne: I'd like a Hot Good-Dog with extra poodle, medium onion rings, and a large Mudders Milk.

Speaker: Sir, we only serve customers in vehicles at the drive-thru.

And that's frakkin' funny, too. :)

--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam

CHOO1701

Monday, February 12, 2007 8:12 AM

To make things much easier, the makers of American Idol replaced the judges with Jayne, Vera and Florence ... the grenade.

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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.

CUNNINGORANGETOQUE

Tuesday, February 13, 2007 1:17 AM

JAYNE:"Darnit, i can't get a good view of the target, this big gun-type-thing is in the way, and i can't move it...."

OR

JAYNE:"You wanna go, little gun?"

OR

JAYNE:"Whaddaya mean you can talk?!?!"

OR

VERA:"Put me down you moron! I don't want to be here. I don't like you and i never have, so STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LOVE YOU!!!"

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