CAPTION TIGHPANTS RISE AGAIN #16
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, February 17, 2007 03:02
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Originally posted by Oddsbodskins:
*Jayne peers around the corner before quickly shifting back again*
Jayne: Ta ma de...remind to lay a'hurting on that moonbrain!
Mal: Gonna end up feeing all regretful 'bout this...but what has the doc's sis done now to get your dander up?
Jayne: She went and posted that capture of me that Kaylee nabbed the day the shower went to all go se!
Literature has shown us some of humanity's greatest achievements; history, some of our greatest failures -- Alun Lewis
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Jayne: "Wanna see my Jack Nicholson impersonation.....Heeeeeere's Jayne!"
Mal: "You dim wit. Jack had an axe, not a gun."
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"Zoe's gettin' nekkid? Aw, I'm startin' to like this plan."
I loved the winner for that miranda corpse pic XD
"...Somewhat less fanatical..."
"Ooh girl, you are so dirty..."
"Jayne, you're aware your radio's transmittin'? 'Cause I don't feel particularly girlish or dirty at the moment."
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Jayne came well-prepared for the library.
or
Jayne wanted to blend in with the library folk so he walked silently past the "Quiet Please" library sign.
stinkingrose wrote
Quote:ha ha that's so funny
Jayne felt the near irresistible urge to stick his tongue on the icy bulkhead to see if it really would freeze there
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"No I don't wanna take a collect wave right now, tell 'em if I ain't dead after this I'll wave 'em back!"
"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card
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Jayne: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! This is gonna be great!
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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Jayne's plan to have Zoe cause a distraction worked too well.
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The firefly community's assumptions that Jayne's relationship with Vera was getting a little bit out of hand were confirmed
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When Jayne told the crew that he had a primo box in his bunk, the others thought something else completely.
BWAH! 
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Congrats to DesktopHippie!
JAYNE: (reads side of gun0 "Pro...pro-property....of...Carl? What the hell?!!"
River loved April Fool's Day.
OR, a slight variation:
RIVER (OS): "Look! Somebody wrote 'gullible' on the side of your gun!"
JAYNE: (looks) "Where?!"
OR:
What happens when Jayne's finger slips:
MAL, from ceiling: "Jayne! Why the hell did bullets just come through the floor?!!"
JAYNE: "Uh....I don't know. SUMMER!"
OK, the last part was a joke 
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When in doubt, consult the hamster.
Also, I can kill you with my brain
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