Thirty-Eighth Floor: For the Love of Fiction

POSTED BY: LightMeDark
UPDATED: Monday, February 26, 2007 00:31
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JADEHAND

Thursday, February 8, 2007 10:38 PM

Brownies instead of bananas .... I can deal with that.
Lots of whipped cream eh?
Sprinkles? M&Ms? Gummi Bears?

I'm not sure why the chinese buffets that offer ice cream have gummi bears as a topping. My friend Steve once got several gummi bears there, Bit of their heads and put the heads on tooth picks and stuck them in the ice cream..... you know.... as a warning to all other gummi bears.

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, February 9, 2007 1:02 AM

I don't understand the appeal of gummi bears with ice cream, either, but when I worked at an ice cream parlour, all the kids wanted gummi bears, nerds or sour patch kids.

Dave: I love the Charleston! Can you swing?

Citizen: Double mint chocolate brownies sound divine. As long as there's ice cream on top. And whipped cream and maybe some DARK chocoate syrup. YUM! And, to finish our IM conversation: AND YOU WILL, TOO!!!

That is all.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

CITIZEN

Friday, February 9, 2007 1:11 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Citizen: Double mint chocolate brownies sound divine. As long as there's ice cream on top. And whipped cream and maybe some DARK chocoate syrup. YUM!

And a sign up to BUPA's special heart plan...

Quote:
And, to finish our IM conversation: AND YOU WILL, TOO!!!

Now there's a triumph of hope over experience.

Right, really got to go sleep now.

More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, February 9, 2007 1:15 AM

*knocks Citizen upside the head with her Magic Frying Pan 'o Sleep*

Yes, I know I said that it doesn't work that way, that it only works when you chase the person with it, but really, he needed that.

I'd wax poetic about hope and all those sorts of things, but I'm tired, and he won't listen anyway, so maybe tomorrow.

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

DAVESHAYNE

Friday, February 9, 2007 1:21 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Dave: I love the Charleston! Can you swing?

Only when I'm dangling from a rope. I'm a lover not a dancer.

David

"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de

JADEHAND

Friday, February 9, 2007 1:33 AM

He never listens, But I understand that. Experience is a harsh mistress. But I'm finding hope on more occassions. Even though my head still tries to turn minor setbacks into an apocolypse. Silly head.

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, February 9, 2007 1:04 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by daveshayne:
Only when I'm dangling from a rope. I'm a lover not a dancer.

The best lovers are both.

(No idea where that came from.)

JADEHAND

Friday, February 9, 2007 2:40 PM

Eh?

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

CALLMESERENITY

Friday, February 9, 2007 3:59 PM

I don't normally post this kind of stuff, and I don't like getting email jokes, but this one really made me laugh, and since I've nothing better to do, I thought I'd share it. I'm sure it's not true, but OH, it's funny:

WHAT HAPPENS TO BORED HUSBANDS IN WAL-MART

Ever wonder what happens when you get separated from your Husband in Wal-Mart? The following letter was sent to a long time patron of a local Wal-Mart store. After receiving this letter, she vowed that she would NEVER take her husband shopping with her again!!!

January 12, 2006

Re: Mr. Bill Fenton: Multiple Complaints

Dear Mrs. Fenton,
Over the past six months, your husband, Mr. Bill Fenton has been causing quite a Commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this type of behavior and have considered banning the entire family from shopping in any of our stores We have documented all incidents on our video surveillance equipment. Three of our clerk s are attending counseling from the trouble your husband Has caused. All complaints against Mr. Fenton have been compiled and are listed below.

15 Things Mr. Bill Fenton has done while his spouse is shopping:

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.
2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone, "Code 3 in house wares!" ..... and watched what happened.
5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
6. September 14: Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to cry and asks "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a mirror, and picked his nose.
10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, asked the clerk if he knows where the antidepressants are.
11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. December 6: In the auto department, practiced his "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal position and screams "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
(And, last, but not least!)
15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door and waited awhile; then, yelled, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
Wielder of the Magic Frying Pan of Sleep

http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/

JADEHAND

Friday, February 9, 2007 4:10 PM

It's very bad to give us ideas.

"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.

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