The League Of Psychic Nutcases - Spork The Feisty Lemmings
POSTED BY: daveshayne
UPDATED: Friday, February 9, 2007 16:24
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He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin
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*sneaks up behind LA29*
BURMA!!!!
Why is the rum always gone?
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Ack ! You made me drop my chesse shampoo!
And now I can't stop laughing.In fact I may never stop ....
Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin
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*Freakazoid* I'M FREE!, I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *comes to a halt* you know, now would be a perfect time to have a conversation with my inner child
Freakazoid VO: Timmy? Timmy???
Timmy VO: Hello, I've grown quite large
Freakazoid VO: I've brought you shorts
Timmy VO: thank you, I can't come out because of my girth
Freakazoid VO: I've brought you a diet book as well
Timmy VO: I think we've taken this gag as far as it can go
*freakazoid zaps away*
Why is the rum always gone?
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Oh dear - it went that way... it's still going Guy!!! YOu thought it had lready gone... as far as it could... but it didn't I mean - it hadn't... and now Ralph is a lumberjack... and I am not at all sure he is OK...
Oh dear... now there's cheese shampoo on my drink bottle - don't get me wrong I like cheese shampoo... but those giggles you've got are making the aftershave go all squiggly... and there is so little left of the gravy too...
Now I'll never get the red dye out!
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"I can put one foot in front of the other - I'm Magdalena, & I'm marching with the 76th" http://76thbattalion.homestead.com/index.html
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Add some mayonaise and you should be just fine Magda ! In fact that should be my motto, if I ever start having a motto.
I just really like that word motto.
motto.
Fnord.
Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin
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Lemmings need nurbel zip TrEEEE!!!!!!
"A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack
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The lemmings will be captured by Sparkles our Dancing bear.Then we will feed them to the mighty Cuttlefish in hopes of a reward.
Bagels perhaps.
Bryce
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Throw your dreams into space like a kite, and you do not know what it will bring back; a new life, a new friend, a new love, a new country. -Anais Nin
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Boooooo Sparkles! Boooooo Cuttlefish!
Yay Bagles! "A government is a body of people, usually notably ungoverned." http://www.myspace.com/6ixstringjack
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*sporks the lemming army with her mighty spork of mightiness*
The cuttlefish will be pleased
Sometimes there is a sunset. In that sunset is cottage cheese. Sometimes the cottage cheese gets into the ketchup and then there are lemmings. If you present the lemmings to the cuttlefish on a mighty titanium spork, the ears will stop crying.
Don't cry little ears. You're safe now.
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