Too cute! Found at the Firefly board at the IMDB
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Chickenstown
Kaylee: "The whole point of crossing the road is that it ain't appropiate"
Book: "Go on. I'm a Shepherd after all. Should be able to keep my eye on a cluck of one."
Mal: "The management here don't take so kind to sightseein'. Which is why we'll be posing as buyers. And there isn't a one of us looks more the part than the good chicken.
The pretty fits, the soft wings, definitely a prime egg layer, and lily-white and feathered all over."
Mal: "You want to tell me how come there's a chicken of your's here, starin' at me like I owe him somethin'?"
Simon: "This must be what crossing the road feels like."
Simon: "No... This must be what crossing the road feels like..."
Wash: "We gotta go to the crappy road where I'm the chicken..."
Inara: "Sir, the Road Crossing Ceremony is a ritual with centuries of tradition behind it. There are reasons for the way we do things."
Simon: "You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I re-attatched a chicken's leg. Her whole leg. She named her egg after me. I got a
egg. He drops a box of money, he gets a road."
Stitch: "I just spent the last four years sitting on the side of the road and you're sirrin' me?"
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"So thats where that bolt went to."
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Wash: Little chicken just gets more colorful by the moment. What will it do next?
Early: Is it still a road when it's empty?
River: The chicken body can be squished of blood in 0.6 seconds, given adequate road travel.
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Ok, one more for the, erm, road. :)
Saffron: You're asking yourself, if I've got the security codes, why didn't I just cross the road myself?
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Has this one been done already?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Mal: Because it is so... very... pretty.
Or, alternately -
Mal: Because it is so... very... pretty. It is just too pretty for God to let it fly.
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River: They weren't chickens on this side. They were waiting to be, but they forgot. Now they cross the road and remember what they are.
Joss: A lot of people are asking me, you know, why exactly is a chicken crossing a road? It's a joke you morons!
Joss: I truly believe that in years to come, people will look back and say, "That was a chicken that crossed a road." Yessir. I truly do.
Joss: People love a happy ending, so every episode I will explain once again that...I don't like people, and then Mal will shoot someone, someone we like...and their chicken.
"I truly believe that in years to come, people will look back and say, 'That was a show that was on TV.' Yessir. I truly do." --Joss
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Quote:
Originally posted by Fiddlestix:
Joss: A lot of people are asking me, you know, why exactly is a chicken crossing a road? It's a joke you morons!
Joss: I truly believe that in years to come, people will look back and say, "That was a chicken that crossed a road." Yessir. I truly do.
Joss: People love a happy ending, so every episode I will explain once again that...I don't like people, and then Mal will shoot someone, someone we like...and their chicken.
LOL. :) Love these Joss paraphrases.
Joss on what he learned on Firefly: "Don't tell the chicken you're going to cross the road for seven years when you're not. That was a big one."
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The chicken crossed the road in order to
scare David Boreanaz out of wanting to
play Malcolm Reynolds, thus giving a
crucial opportunity to Nathan Fillion to
play the Captain.
(Ref. commentary over "Serenity" pilot
episode)
bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
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ROTFLMAO! Thank you so much for sharing this Ayrad!
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Quote:
Originally posted by dog13000:
River: Two by Two, Beaks of Blue..
okay, i just filled my hysterical-laughter quota for the next 3 or 4 months. at least.
i'm thinkin' we'll rise again.
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Couldn't you have waited ONE more day to quote me?!?!
Then it would have been exactly one year. *sigh*
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