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Quote:God wouldn't strike me down, for God knows that if God does I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
*steps back away from Citizen, in case there's lightning.*
That and you know the whole on Earth as it is in Heaven thing. I doubt snuffing my pathetic existence would be worth all the paper work. As bureaucracy has expanded here on Earth, so it is in Heaven, Amen.
Now sing the lord is our lawyer and fill out Hymn requisition form A96.
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You forget, I work at a church.
Who do you think prints out those Hymn requisition forms?
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
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Quote:You're saying you'd push the paper work through?
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
You forget, I work at a church.
Who do you think prints out those Hymn requisition forms?
*Dons lightning proof hat and rubber boots*
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Originally posted by citizen:Quote:You're saying you'd push the paper work through?
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
You forget, I work at a church.
Who do you think prints out those Hymn requisition forms?
*Dons lightning proof hat and rubber boots*
"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
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Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:Quote:You're saying you'd push the paper work through?
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
You forget, I work at a church.
Who do you think prints out those Hymn requisition forms?
*Dons lightning proof hat and rubber boots*
Maybe. Let me see your application.
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
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Well since it's the almighties smiting application I would assume it is written in fire in letters thirty foot high on the far side of the Quentulus Quazgar Mountains in the land of Sevorbeupstry on the planet of Preliumtarn, which orbits the star Zarss, which is located in the Grey Binding Fiefdoms of Saxaquine.
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Well, if you don't have the Smiting Exemption Form 2XR27B, signed in triplicate (in blood) and authorized by the Most High Sardofus of Saxaquine, along with your passport, birth certificate, tax records from 1990-present, baptism records and Proof of Heathen document 653D (NOT 653C. That one's only good if you've been smitten before)signed by an official person of the cloth, then I'm afraid you're going to have to fill out this form, this one, this and this and then go stand at the end of queue.
Thank you.
NEXT!
Serenity,
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Quote:Still, it's not as bad as getting a driving licence.
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Well, if you don't have the Smiting Exemption Form 2XR27B, signed in triplicate (in blood) and authorized by the Most High Sardofus of Saxaquine, along with your passport, birth certificate, tax records from 1990-present, baptism records and Proof of Heathen document 653D (NOT 653C. That one's only good if you've been smitten before)signed by an official person of the cloth, then I'm afraid you're going to have to fill out this form, this one, this and this and then go stand at the end of queue.
Thank you.
NEXT!
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who is it that's getting smiten?
"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
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i dunno, but i could use a good smiting
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