CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #14
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, January 27, 2007 04:24
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River: I saw the Captain naked!
Simon (disturbed): That’s terrible, River. You’ll probably be traumatized for life.
Naked!Mal (OS): Hey!
River: He's right behind you.
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...and fromn that day forth all of Serenity's coffee was de caf.
and
Simon: let me guess, Kaylee's got a new engine part, Jayne's got a new gun, Zoe's pregnant or the captain's finally slept with Inara?
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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.
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Simon: Kaylee and I had sex.
River: I know I was there!
Simon: What?
Congrads Asarian!
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Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
RIVER: Some days you swallow the bug; some
days it swallows you.
LOL. :) Good one. Very River-ish.
--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Simon: Kaylee sure is pretty...pretty!
River: Hey, hot chick right here!
Simon: Oh god! You're my sister! Ew!
River: Helloooo...we're on Jiangyin, who's gonna notice?
BWAH! 
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Simon: Ya well your knees are nobby and your feet are to big.
River: Oh Ya well your nothin but a hairy little monkeys butt.
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River took great pleasure in saying Kaylee's name aloud and watching the images that went through Simon's mind.
River: Supergirl outfits? Really?
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River wanted a pony and a plastic rocket reeeealllll bad.
and
River really like Summer!!!
and
River: I'm SO crazy!
(the Virtual Firefly guys are geniuses 
)
and
River: no make me A stone not a -
Simon: oh crap!
and
Simon: no THIS is what going mad feels like!
----------------------------- TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.
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Rivr thought Simon was telling her she was "in
deep ship" in OMR.
She was wrong, but it gave her a great idea for
OiS.
bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
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While Simon spent his short stint in the hospital, he thought of a creative way to cover his butt by wearing the hospital gown backwards. Unfortunately, his drugged, muzzy mind did not think of the of what it would look like from the front.
OR:
Leave it to River to put her meds in the air scrubbers....although they had some rather intresting effects.
OR:
River: Frexspar! Thy name is farce!
Jayne, to Simon, quietly: I told you this was a bad idea.
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When in doubt, consult the hamster.
Also, I can kill you with my brain
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