CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #14
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, January 27, 2007 04:24
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Kaylee was very shocked when River out shone her in the smiling contest
and
Mal (os): whoa...good medication
and
the OTHER way to make your brother forget those switch off words...one helluva smile...
and
River: pllllllllleeeeaaaassssseee can i play with the shiny guns? i promise not to shot Jayne....again...
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TRAIN!!!
Remember: When introducing Zoe to your shiny new ship, pay attention to where she's pointing when she says "What is that?" That's where you're going to be laying, bleeding someday.
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River: "Simon? What'cha doing Simon? Huh? Huh? TELL MEEEEEE!"
It was at that time that Simon realized that in addition to changing River's meds again, he was also going to have to get her to cut down on caffine.
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River: Yu're the love child of Capt Kirk and Mr. Spock!? Ha! I knew you weren't my real brother.
It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!
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Simon: That's the last time I let you take your meds with coffee.
River: CoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffeeCoffee
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River: You said WHAT to Kaylee?
Gods are great. But the heart is greater, for it is from the heart they come, and to the heart they shall return.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Choo1701:
Well Done ASARIAN!!! The force is strong in that one
Now on with the show:
River: yep...its a cow fetus
HAHAHAHAHAHA-Aurgh! Oh dear, now I've laughed my guts up.
My extra 72 cents....
River: Simon...*giggle*.... you're, er.. wearing Kaylee's shirt again. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
OR:
Ah, the wonders of letting Jayne at your face with a make-up kit....
SIMON: How drunk was I last night?
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When in doubt, consult the hamster.
Also, I can kill you with my brain
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River: HeySimonrememberthattimeweplayedIndependentsandAllianceandtheyattackeduswithdinosaursandthenIwassmarterthanyouandthenIwenttoschoolandthentheyplayedwithmybrainandIsentyoulettersandyoufigureditoutandthensavedmeandthenwewereonaFireflyclassification03-k64andIwasallscreamingandnakedandJaynewasanaassandtryedtosellustotheAllianceandtenwethwartedJubalandyougotshotandthenweflewtoMirandaafterIfigureditalloutandIkilledall theReavers? Doyadoyadoya?
Simon: Um, of what I caught of that, yeah, why?
River: BecauseIwannawannawannadoitagain! Canwecanwecanwe!?
Jayne(OS): WHO DRANK ALL THE RUTTIN' COFFEE?!?!!?
BWAH! 
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
SIMON: River, did you...?
RIVER: Uh huh; we don't need a catalyzer, really. Just tends to gum up the works when it gets tacked.
Or,
RIVER: Short version, we strained our primary artery function and ended up having to recycle helium through a bypass system. Weee!
--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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River: This one time at band camp I (due to this being a public thread I won't say the rest)!!
Jayne (OS): I'll be in my bunk!
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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RIVER: Some days you swallow the bug; some
days it swallows you.
bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
~We aim to exponentiate~
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