The 'if YOU could ' acceptance speech..

POSTED BY: Iremist
UPDATED: Thursday, January 18, 2007 00:13
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IREMIST

Monday, January 15, 2007 4:30 AM

Causal just nominated (more or less :P) the Name a browncoat, Win a prize thread for Best Thread of the Year and I was wondering, If you could get Serenity II(Back to the Black) made, and it were to win an Oscar, what would your acceptance speech say?

And, like on television, we enjoy emotional displays, and toliet paper stuck to your shoe. So clean the spinach from your teeth and post away!

Sometimes the good guys should win Oscars!

JLIN13

Monday, January 15, 2007 4:35 AM

heres mine:

I'd like to thank everyone who worked on this project so very much. It probably could have been done with other people, but hey, you guys are great(sarcastic remark to get the audience to laugh). I'd thank Jesus and God, but I don't believe in a religion. And I'd like to thank all of the Browncoats out there who came and watched this movie, over and over and over. And for those who aren't Browncoats, to hell with ya you stupid Trekkies. Thank you.

IREMIST

Tuesday, January 16, 2007 3:56 AM

*crickets chirp*

Either what you said was so good no one else has anything to say, or you managed to piss off several groups of people so much that they are stunned into silence...or

busy weekend maybe...or

Arhhh, maybe I just came up with a boring thread!

DONCOAT

Tuesday, January 16, 2007 3:08 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Iremist:
If you could get Serenity II(Back to the Black) made, and it were to win an Oscar, what would your acceptance speech say?

"I'd like to express my gratitude for the recent reality upheaval that made it possible for my film to be considered for an Oscar. It's unfortunate that this still-mysterious shift in causality has caused so much chaos and confusion, but at least it's been a positive for me and all the wonderful Browncoats who've supported this project for so long.

"My only regret is that whole thing about South America sinking under the ocean. But at least it wasn't Australia."

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I'm pointin' right at it!

IREMIST

Tuesday, January 16, 2007 5:24 PM

Goood Morning, oh Glorious Benefactor of coats, you!

Wow, you bent reality, for me? How sweet!

I didn't know you harbored aggressive tendancies
toward South America...man, where are we going to get the worlds coffee now?

DONCOAT

Tuesday, January 16, 2007 11:46 PM

Hmmm... Hawaii?

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IREMIST

Wednesday, January 17, 2007 12:02 AM

I can't believe you'd kill off Juan Valdez... And his poor little donkey!

I'm starting to doubt your nobility...

OUT2THEBLACK

Wednesday, January 17, 2007 9:24 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by Iremist:

I didn't know you harbored aggressive tendancies
toward South America...man, where are we going to get the worlds coffee now

I can't believe you'd kill off Juan Valdez... And his poor little donkey!

World's Best Coffee ?

Sumatra , Mandehling Estate ! It's not for everyone , but if your coat is kind of a Brown-ish color , no doubt you can appreciate it !

South American beans ? Only if you can't get the Really Good stuff !

SHAMELESS

Wednesday, January 17, 2007 9:39 AM

I'm gonna have to work on this and think something up!
Oh, and I haven't had any Browncoats v. Trekkies/Trekkys encounters...

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RPG launcher bought in third world country illegally - $10
Landmines - $50 per
Attack/track dogs bred 1st class - $250-500 per
Highpowered assault rifles - $600 per
The look on your face when I show up on your doorstep with a bigfoot - ... Priceless

"You gotta love that the first pirated HD DVD is the one about space pirates who broadcast a video that the government wants to keep secret.

Can't stop the signal."
-reavers_ate_my_dvd

DONCOAT

Wednesday, January 17, 2007 3:03 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Iremist:
I can't believe you'd kill off Juan Valdez... And his poor little donkey!

I'm starting to doubt your nobility...

No, no. Everybody swam to safety across the Panama Can... er, Ocean. Even the donkey.

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