Life Onboard Serenity: Beaumonde or Bust
POSTED BY: DRPAIN
UPDATED: Thursday, January 18, 2007 20:54
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"So you fly the ship" It was one of the first things he had said to Wash directly. It was also one of the stupidest things he'd said to anyone on the boat. Or too anyone at all. Except for that time with the Companion but heavy ammounts of liquor were involved.
"Yeah" He said once again pointing out John's stupidity.
"And your married to an extremely attractive warrior Woman" two for two John way to go. Only three more and you break the record
Wash gave him an angry glare. Well as angry as the silly dinosaur loving man could give.
"And you like dolls, I mean action figures" Wash remained silent.
"So how'd you get her"
"What?" Wash said confused.
"You know Zoe, with the butchness and you with the nerdiness."
Wash gave him a glare angrier than before. Of course John was too involved in this question and the ferocious feeling that was strangely entering his mind.
"Were there drugs or alcho..."
"GET OUT OF HERE"
John feeling strangely releived hurried out. What was it about certain people like Wash that he couldn't say anything resonably intelligent and left the room with them angry and him looking rather like a space monkey who had crawled into human skin and was walking around saying stupid stuff. Maybe it was the unreadable-ness of people like him. Now he'll hate me more.
johnttf
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BUMPITY BUMP BUMP!!! Sorry for not posting in a while, but I was busy. I'll post something later this evening.
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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Don't be sorry for being busy. We all have our obligations. Oh, and John: That post was hilarious. An angry Wash is a funny Wash.
Continued from last post...
"I don't think that a girl like River should be in a dangerous environment like this mess of duct tape and bailing twine without proper attendance," I said venomously, noting Simon's reddening face.
"Are you implying I don't look after my sister?" he said in a low voice, brimming with anger.
"As a matter of fact, I am."
"You have no idea what I've done for her!" he sputtered furiously.
"I think I do, Doctor. Things like letting her almost fall into the hands of that cyborg? Yes, I heard about that! Things like-"
"Don't be so loud," a voice, glass-like in its fragility, called from the catwalk. "You'll let him know. The Hunter."
Simon rushed to her, shooting one dirty look at me as he did so. I began to clean my already-impeccable guns again, thinking how she needed somebody who could really protect her, not a soft medic who couldn't shoot.
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'We're all just floating.'
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Thank you Oath
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I thought it was funny as well.
Fly was in the galley sharpening her knife at the table when Shipscat jumped up on the table. Fly put her knife down just as the tabby plopped down on the table right over her knive and its sharpening stone.
"You're just askin' for someone to pet ya aren't ya kitty?" sighed Fly as she stroked the cat's soft fur.
Shipscat purred loudly and Fly found herself smiling as she continued to stroke the cat's fur.
"I'm going to miss ya kitty. I really am." said Fly.
Jayne walked through the galley and noticed Fly. She gave him a look which made him cringe a little.
"Ya can relax Fly. I ain't goin' nowhere near Pain's bunk. I learned my lesson last time, I don't want a refresher course." said Jayne.
"That better be true Jayne, cuz if it ain't, I'll do somethin' worse than kick your pigu." replied Fly who was still looking at Jayne.
Jayne put his hands in the air and said "I'm jus' goin' to my room Fly honest."
Fly continued to look at Jayne until he disappeared into his bunk. Satisfied that he wasn't going to do anything stupid, Fly returned her attention back to Shipscat.
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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Where is everyone? I wondered, coming into the galley. Things are getting somewhat quiet.
Ah. The gun-woman, accompanied by the local tabby, a knife and stone on the table. I took a seat, folding my hands on the table awkwardly.
"So," I said. "I heard you're leaving."
"Yep," she replied shortly, petting the cat.
I nodded. "Well. That's...too bad...?"
She shrugged, still concentrated on the cat. I sighed, then asked cautiously, "What do you suppose Samantha's up to right now?"
Fly shrugged again.
Dazzling conversationalist, I thought dryly.
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'We're all just floating.'
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"Captain I think I have toget off the ship" John said.
"Another person jumping ship" He replied dryly
"No I just like to see you squirm"
"What was that with Wash earlier"
"yeah you could here that screamfrom all over the ship. Who knows" John chirped running inconspicuously from the room
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BUMPING IT LIKE IT'S HOT!!! I vote we rename the thread to Life Or Lack Thereof Onboard Serenity.
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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Agreed I'm running out of things to do! Where is everyone!
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That's what I'd like to know too John.
Days passed as Serenity flew through the Black on her way to Muir before heading to the little moon of Lilac. Everyone was going about their business. Jayne was telling Guy a dirty joke in the galley, Shipscat was scratching up some of Simon's clothes, and Simon was having no luck talking to Kaylee at all. All in all it was as if nothing was different unless you counted the number of crew that were no longer on the ship.
The screen in front of Wash blinked, causing the pilot to sit up in his chair. Flicking the comm on and selecting the channel fro Fly's room, Wash replied "Fly we'll be in orbit around Muir in a few hours."
"Thank you Wash. I've got all my stuff and I'll be in the cargo bay if anyone needs me." Fly's voice came from the other end.
"I'll tell the others Fly." came Wash's reply. Switching on the shipwide channel Wash's voice boomed "All crew please meet in the cargo bay to give Fly a hug and a cheerful goodbye."
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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