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Worst, dumbest, most inaccurate, piece of crap bad super-hero movies ever made.

POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Thursday, January 11, 2007 17:16
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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 3:03 AM

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Originally posted by cljohnston108:
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Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Even the worst of films yield one or two things that was good.


Hear, hear!

I loved the Sonar Vision™ in Daredevil (especially the scene in the subway), and I thought Michael Chiklis & Chris Evans were perfectly cast in Fantastic Four!

Chris Evans showed you just how much FUN Johnny was having with his new life (anybody notice how he makes Jiffy Pop? ), and Michael Chiklis truly made you feel Ben's anguish and pain.

Johnny's constant tormenting of Ben (Two words: Shaving Cream! ) were worth the price of the DVD for me.

Johnny: You think that's funny, Pebbles?
Ben: That's it, Tinkerbell!



I don't know. The Fantastic Four should have been a good movie but it didn't do it for me very much. Something was missing in the plot. You think they would have gone all out when making this movie because the FF was such a big deal back in 1962 when they first came out. I wish they had put more attention into it like they did Spiderman but they didn't.

I saw a trailer for the next FF movie that has the Silver Surfer in it. It's real clear that CGI is going to be 98% of the Silver Surfer in this show which might actually wreck the movie, but I hope that there is at least a few scenes that make up for all the badness to come.

-River

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 4:10 AM

I read the book "Batlefield Earth" 20 odd years ago and loved it! In the middle of the book was this advertisement claiming "soon to made into a major motion picture!"

Well.. It wasnt soon. I waiting something like 15 years for this movie, imagine my chargrin at finally viewing the crud they produced.

Battlefield Earth sucked.

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 6:15 AM

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Originally posted by Calhoun:
I read the book "Batlefield Earth" 20 odd years ago and loved it! In the middle of the book was this advertisement claiming "soon to made into a major motion picture!"

Well.. It wasnt soon. I waiting something like 15 years for this movie, imagine my chargrin at finally viewing the crud they produced.

Battlefield Earth sucked.



Yes but be comforted that it won't be the last looked-forward-too and transformed into a sucky movie that you wouldn’t wish upon your first born.

-River

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 8:59 PM

SPAWN was the worst movie ever period

Someday the verse will spit in your soup but at least they gave you soup.
one day
one plan
one mission
one army of browncoats
june 23rd serenity day

-Our mission as browncoats is to make us known.

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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 10:04 PM

I can't believe nobady has mentioned Bloodrayne?!?! A movie soooo bad they actually had to throw in a video game for FREE just to sell the DVDs. Which of course backfired on the unsuspecting populace. The games/DVDs sols so well, they're making a sequel. I would rather engage in a frolicking threesome with Rosie O'Donnel and Delta Burke than sit through that fraking movie again.

Although..... Kristanna Loken is hot....



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You are not your magic weapon and armor. You are not your spell buffs. You are not how much gold you have, or how many times you've been raised from the dead. When a Big Bad Demon snaps your sword in two, you do
not cry because that was your holy avenger. You leap onto its back, climb up
to its head, and punch it in the eye, then get a new damn sword off of the
next humanoid you headbutt to death.

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 12:13 AM

I totally agree with everyone that mentioned the Daredevil director's cut was better. I have always been a DD fan, and I loved the movie. I saw it 3 times in the theater. Of course, I'm very easy on movies. I'm not very critical cause I can usually find something in a movie that entertains me. For Daredevil, I was just on a high that I was watching a live action DD movie! I own both the theatrical and director's cut DVDs. And I have to say, if someone comes over and wants to watch DD, we watch the director's cut. In fact, I don't think I've even touched the other one since I bought the director's cut. A friend of mine did not like Daredevil when he went to see it. I got him to watch the director's cut, and he said that if that was the version they would've released in theaters, it would've been one of his favorite super hero movies. And get this....I don't like Ben Affleck.

I guess it's different for everyone, but I've always loved the DD movie.

Oh...even though I'm easy on movies, I did not like Hulk. I wanted to see a movie about a big green guy that smashes stuff, not a father son drama.

And also, I'm probably one of the few to say this, (don't hate me) but I hated all 3 of the Matrix movies. A friend of mine asked me to watch them again and give them another chance. So, I did. I borrowed his DVDs and I watched all 3 of them back to back. I gave them an honest shot, and I still hate them. Hugo Weaving is awesome, but those movies are terrible! I've sen them all twice and I still can't tell you what they're about!

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 4:53 PM

The 1st Matrix movie was not so bad, but the other 2 were a little annoying, but I have to say that there were some good scenes in all 3 movies. I still think Trinity was the best character in all the movies and was a saving grace to the trilogy.

-River

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Thursday, January 11, 2007 5:16 PM

x-3 Ian Mckellan was wonderful as always (the man can do no wrong), but I was dissappointed by the lack of Nightcrawler, and no Jubilee or Gambit. And I agree about the bad mutants looking like hot topic kids, they might as well put one of them in a Fall Out Boy hoodie.

Daredevil was crap too

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