Destiny, Episode 12: Crew Tryouts (The Resurrection)
POSTED BY: SoulOfSerenity
UPDATED: Monday, April 28, 2008 16:16
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"Hellmouth, or was it Hellnostril?.... I know it was Hell-something." Jazaf turns on the ship's intercom "Uh...Cap'n Soul, Sir? What was our destination again? Hellsbuttcrack?"
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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree 
Navigator on Destiny 
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Serenity grimaces.
"Thanks Doc!" she says, her voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Oh well, he's right. Bubbles can't hurt you. But, there's nothing saying I can't."
And she pulls out her gun at points it at the newcomer's head.
"Now, tell me why I should let you live."
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
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Balaran decides to go for his cutesy act..nothing else was working!
"Uhh....cause I'm small and cute and cuddley and very, very well.."
Serenity's Mule leg suddenly gets a lot closer.
"You better choose you next word carefully. Cause right now I can think of a few words to describe you should that next word be what I think it is."
"connected! I was gonna say connected! I know people, Lotsa people!"
Women, Children, and Midgets first!
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Doctor Me smilesa at Jazaf's remark. “Ah, so then we have arrived at some body part or another of Hell. Excellent! Considering that I have spent years living in the Armpit of Hell, this will help me to complete my grand tour!”
Finished with his piloting chores, Doctor Me departs the bridge and wanders back the way he came, again passing the tense scene between the Bubbles-bot, the small pilot Balaran, and a very angry and threatening Serenity.
Doctor Me pauses. “Actually, Serenity, that won’t work, either. Bubbles is programmed to never harm a human being, or through inaction, to allow a human to come to harm. That’s her First Law. Before you can shoot this fellow, Bubbles will have taken your gun away from you.”
“That’s true,” Bubbles nods sadly. “But I WANT to see him shot, if that helps.”
Doctor Me wanders off toward the infirmary, whistling a happy tune, glad to have been of assistance yet again.
“I want to see YOU shot, too!” Bubbles adds with some venom, eyeing the departing back of Doctor Me.
Serenity considers this. “You don’t like the Doctor much, do you?”
“No, I don’t!” Bubbles agrees enthusiastically. “I hate him. In fact, I hate ALL humans. I want to see you ALL shot! Or crushed! Or dismembered! Or… Or… vented into SPACE!” Bubbles giggles in a disturbing fashion as her imagination runs wild. “Or Boiled! You could all be BOILED IN OIL!”
Bubbles stops when she realizes that everyone is staring at her. "Ummm... or not."
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Serenity blinks a few times.
"Um...okay? Good to know. But, Bubbles, you've given me a fantastic idea. Thanks! Oh, and could you run off to the medlab and grab some bandages for this guy? He's got this nasty cut above his eye. We should stop the bleeding, don't you think?"
She waits for Bubbles to walk away and then grabs the newcomer by the collar and starts to drag him away, shoving her gun into his back and ignoring his babbling.
"Hey, Captain! The new guy won't talk, so I'm going to shove him out the airlock. Be back in a bit."
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
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"Hey, Captain! The new guy won't talk, so I'm going to shove him out the airlock. Be back in a bit."
"You know, as much as I enjoy a good venting, I think I have a way to get him to talk. Cuddles!"
There is a yelp, followed by a sigh of relief from Safe as Cuddles releases him and bounces up to Soul. Soul smiles and points at Balaran.
"Fetch."
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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*sigh*
"Always ruining my fun, sir."
Serenity,
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Bride8
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*sigh*
"Always ruining my fun, sir."
"Oh, come now. He's being pummeled by a furball with teeth. How is that not fun?"
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
http://havenofsouls.livejournal.com/
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"Well, it is amusing, of course. Mauling always is. But you know how I love a good venting!"
Serenity,
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Bride8
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"Well, it is amusing, of course. Mauling always is. But you know how I love a good venting!"
Soul puts his arm around his First Mate and leads her back towards the kitchen.
"I promise you, the next time we get some joker up here that I don't like, I'll let you space 'em."
"Promise?"
"Promise."
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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"Thanks, Capt'n."
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
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