Ack! Real-life blue hands!
POSTED BY: Ankhagogo
UPDATED: Wednesday, February 25, 2004 03:07
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Slightly O/T but I've had fun with Airport Security before
If you want to confuse and agitate them have a Paintball Marker (gun) in your luggage and declare it
They have no gorram idea what to do when you tell them the next suitcase they X-Ray is going to look like it's got an Uzi in it.
Just watch the guys in gloves get flustered 
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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you too can get your own Blue Hand Bozos! Impossible, you say? Not at all! Just commit a major felony and kidnap a student from one of our special mind-conrol facilities... did I say mind control facilities? I meant schools for the gifted. We, the Alliance will glady send you own pair of Blue Hands. And believe me, they are the gift that you'll find you will never be able to get rid of! And as an added bonus, we've completely removed remorse or sympathy from them, so they will stop at nothing to deliver themselves to you! Held by Alliance forces? No problem! A few dozen brain frapees, and it's home free!
Brought to you by the Alliance.Yes the Alliance, another fun game from Milton Bradley, makers of The Offices of Homeland Security and The FOX Network.
You look better in red.
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Originally posted by Hotpoint:
Slightly O/T but I've had fun with Airport Security before...
Semi-sorta OT as well......
A friend of mine just got back from Iraq, and either out of Iraq or out of Germany he had to have his bags searched.
Now keep in mind this is a military transport plane, with many military men on it.
The security guy told him that he couldn't carry his nail clippers on board, which may not sound weird--except that he was carrying an M-16 and a six inch long knife, just like every other guy on the plane!
But the nail clippers had to go!
"But she was naked! And all...articulate!"
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Originally posted by TamFamFan:
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you too can get your own Blue Hand Bozos! Impossible, you say? Not at all! Just commit a major felony and kidnap a student from one of our special mind-conrol facilities... did I say mind control facilities? I meant schools for the gifted. We, the Alliance will glady send you own pair of Blue Hands. And believe me, they are the gift that you'll find you will never be able to get rid of! And as an added bonus, we've completely removed remorse or sympathy from them, so they will stop at nothing to deliver themselves to you! Held by Alliance forces? No problem! A few dozen brain frapees, and it's home free!
Brought to you by the Alliance.Yes the Alliance, another fun game from Milton Bradley, makers of The Offices of Homeland Security and The FOX Network.
Even though this sounds enticing, I must refuse this offer.
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the blue gloves are standard, off-the-shelf nitrile rubber gloves, which are latex-free. They're more expensive than latex, but a little added cost beats respiratory arrest any day.
Yet another blue glove story: My 16-year-old daughter is currently taking a CNA (Cerified Nursing Assistant) course at a local hospital. They put the students through a metric shitload of repetitive drill on fundamentals, such as the proper way to wash your hands, make a bed, and (tah dah) put on those damned blue gloves. She's keeping a full high school schedule in addition, so as you can guess, she's getting a little sleep deprived.
So, one session, during a particularly boring glove-putting-on-and-off session she started to drift off, falling asleep sitting up. And a classmate deciding it'll be cute to play "guess who", comes up behind her and puts his (blue gloved) hands over her eyes.
Had I mentioned that we had just watched "Ariel" a night or two before?
I tell you, that joker got more of a reaction that he expected...
RocketJock
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