Name a Browncoat -Win a Prize!

POSTED BY: Iremist
UPDATED: Monday, January 15, 2007 04:13
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IREMIST

Thursday, January 4, 2007 2:58 AM

Glad that got your attention!

I'm new here(only been wearin' my virtual coat for TWO DAYS) but my husband and I are addicted.

Problem is my man and I can't even agree on a good enough alias for him to join under.(here's where ya'll come in) I'll give you some details about him and if you come up with an alias that he likes and uses I will personally send you a box of Virtual Fruity Oaty Bars and like their theme song says they will "make a man out of a mouse and make women bust out of their blouse"
Wow them are some oats!

Anyways, he's early thirtys, 1/2Irish and 1/2 Native American(Blackfoot Crow) into pirates, is a role player, was a forward observer for 5 years in the Natl. Guard, tests out as River,Heart of Gold is his fav episode, wears a size 13 boot,and his fav. color is chrome!

Now if you just have somethin' clever on your brain not related to any of those, I'd love to hear those suggestions, too!

Sometimes good guys wear brown... and sometimes they need help with an alias!

LEADB

Thursday, January 4, 2007 3:03 AM

How about...

JayneBear

?

IREMIST

Thursday, January 4, 2007 3:55 AM

I like the bear part -goes with the Native American and is also his fav animal.

Good thought process.

Also I was thinking about coming up with a formula for Firefly aliases. Like for your stripper name you'd take the name of a pet and a street name you'd lived on. Mine would be
"Sugar Charlton"
So Fav character/episode/month you joined/ people you've brought over?
For fun or whatever?
Ideas?

Sometimes good guys wear brown!

PUMAMANREDUX

Thursday, January 4, 2007 4:06 AM

ChromeBear?

CaptainChromePants?

PIRATECAT

Thursday, January 4, 2007 4:20 AM

How about Thickmickdancesajighotreddannybear.

"Battle of Serenity, Mal. Besides Zoe here, how many-" "I'm talkin at you! How many men in your platoon came out of their alive".

BROWNCOATCOMPANION

Thursday, January 4, 2007 4:38 AM

Okay, I'll warn you know that my thought processes can be a little... er...interestin'. That said, I have a few suggestions:

BrownCrow
Thought process: Have you seen "The Train Job"? Remember the character Crow? He of the great facial tattoos, Niska-cronie-dom and imminent destruction via port engine? Well I just thought to myself, "What if Crow had chosen to be a good guy? What if he chose to wear brown?" Err...yeah, I know, but I like how it sounds and thought you might too. Added bonus, it has a similar flow to "browncoat" too.

CrowsNest
Thought process:
I get weirder here. I really liked the "Crow" link here and, reading your opening post here, I got fixated on what your hubby used to do. I'd never heard of a Forward Observer, but what immediately came to mind was a look out up at the top of a pirate ship (yes, a pirate link too!) and...CrowsNest was born. Added bonus, there's been a famous brothel or two with "Nest" in it's name and,m Heart of Gold being his favorite episode, it could also be a pseudo salute to the brothel said episode was named after.

CrowsFoot
Thought process:
This is my last one, I promise. Again, I really liked the "Crow" link and I was trying to think up a way to tie Crow to river somehow. Then it came to me. Crowsfeet! *Blush.* Well, one good pun deserves another, I always say. And Joss himself said nothing is more important than River's feet...

I've cluttered your life with enough of my oddities. I hope your other half joins us with a shiny new name soon.

"If I choose a woman, she tends to be extraordinary in some way."

JONDYNN

Thursday, January 4, 2007 4:44 AM

hmmm....Soaring Leaf?...Redbear?...Nandi-pants?.....(snicker)..okay maybe not, I'm thinkin'...or how about recommending a good qoute too..."Nothin' worse than a monster thinks he's right with God"...one of my personal favorites as well..Your man has good taste! Good luck with the contest!

"My John Thomas is about to pop off and fly around the room there's so much tasty in here!"

OUT2THEBLACK

Thursday, January 4, 2007 6:15 AM

Hmmm , he could be MrIremist !

DARKFLY

Thursday, January 4, 2007 9:44 AM

Captain Oblivion, U2iscool,Capt.Sparrow.

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