Destiny, Episode 12: Crew Tryouts (The Resurrection)
POSTED BY: SoulOfSerenity
UPDATED: Monday, April 28, 2008 16:16
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Ooh! Margaritas!
Good idea!
I'll grab salt if you grab limes!
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
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OOC: Fluffy is also good.
Say, has anyone actually tried out for anything on this try-out thread? Aside from Ship's Mascot, perhaps?
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Well, I did try out kissing Safe.
It actually went rather well! 
But, um, no newbies.
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"Shouldn't we discuss this kinda thing after we land?" Jazaf asks, his voice finally lowering back to normal.
"I mean, I can't really see any new person having a chance to join us with the speed we left the last planet."
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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree 
Navigator on Destiny 
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Doctor Me agrees with Jazaf, and continues to ignore Buffy, treating her as a particularly persistant hallucination.
TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!
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"YAAARRRGGG!"
Safe runs past the door, tentacled 'Cuddles' perched atop his shoulders tearing hair out in clumps.
"GEDOFFGEDOFF!!"
Safe runs past the doorway again. He pauses, "I think landing would be a good idea as well." Cuddles nods in agreement. Then Safe glares at Soul. "YOU are soooo not getting your birthday present."
Safe resumes running and screaming as 'Cuddles' renews his/her mauling.
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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."
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Serenity turns to Soul as Safe runs by again, Cuddles still pulling at his hair.
"It's kind of cute!"
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"In the meantime I'll pilot the ship."
Jazaf heads up to the bridge and takes the pilot chair. Soul gives a worried look to Serenity then dashes to the Bridge with Serenity in tow.
"Are you sure you know how to fly this?"
Jazaf turns off the Auto-pilot and checks the navi-charts. "No" he replies calmly, "But I've played Flight Simulator a hundred times, how different can it be? 'Sides, it's not my flying that should worry you."
"It isn't?" Serenity asks tentatively.
Jazaf chuckles "Hell no, my landings are a bit more......chaotic."
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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree
Navigator on Destiny
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Needy makes an appearance (lets face it, it's about time)
"Hey Jazaf" he starts nervously "are you sure you're okay flying this thing? I mean I do have experience flying shuttles, I'm sure I might be the better man for the job"
"Is that right?" Jazaf turns to look at him and his jaw drops "What's that?"
"What?" Needy replies
"That! That thing round your neck"
Needy feels the white collar he has attached to his outfit. "Oh. Yeah. Didn't you hear? I'm this ship's shepherd now"
Jazaf laughs. "I thought you were joking"
Needy looks to Serenity for some support, but finds that she is barely managing to hold back her own laughter
"What? You think I can't be a shepherd?"
"You're a whore!" Jazaf replies
"Well, not all religious people lived their whole life morally. Change has gotta come somewhere"
"Well don't come anywhere near me" Jazaf mocks
"Fine!" Needy throws his hands up in the air "Crash the ship! See if I care. But I will be shepherd. You can't stop me!"
"Ahem" Serenity interrupts
"What?"
"You might want to see to Mr Happy"
Needy looks down and promptly zips up his fly before storming out the room
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Serenity watches Jazaf's attempts at piloting the ship for a few moments before turning to Soul.
"We're all going to die."
"Yup."
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