CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN #11
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, December 28, 2006 02:29
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(MaL) "I'm sooooooooooooooo baked"
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(Mal) "Tell me again why do you need to do a cavity search"
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Or,
MAL: A man walks down the street in that cap, people know he's not afraid of anything.
Or,
MAL: I want a lot of medical jargon thrown at me, I'll talk to a doctor.
DOC: You are talking to a doctor!
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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LOL, asarian!!
MAL: I'll be in your bunk
or
MAL: Could be worse. Could be trying to learn these lines in Mayan.
bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
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NURSE: What are you up to?
MAL oh...mischief and crime so if you let me I'll be on my way.
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The drugs didn't work, but all this docotor talk really helped Mal get to sleep. At the worst possible time.
and
Doc: no i havn't heard of Slither now go away and leave me in peace
Nathan: :(
and
Mal: i can kill you with my brain
Doc: no you can't
Mal: well.....er....i can still try!!!
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DOC: Good night, sweetie.
or
DOC: Take two and call me in the morning.
bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
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Quote:
Originally posted by FloralBunny:
(A Mal a day keeps the doctor away)
A pun of a pun. You oughta get extra credit for that. :)
Quote:
MAL: It's grotesque! Oh, and I've done something in a jar...
Yes, grotesque, but funny nontheless, and cleverly thought out. :)
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
I know, it's a mite too long, but I thought it was funny anyway. :)
"Good-day, Little White Riding Hood," said he.
"Thank you kindly, Sir."
"Whither away so early, Little White Riding Hood?"
"To my grandmother's."
"What have you got in your apron?"
"They call it Mudder's Milk. Got all the vitamins, proteins, and carbs of your Grandma's best turkey dinner, plus fifteen-percent alcohol."
"Where does your grandmother live, Little White Riding Hood?"
"A good quarter of a league farther on in the woods."
"Hmm, you're lost in the woods. We all are. Only difference is, I like it that way," grinned he.
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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Mal longed for the days of thievin’ and adventure.
Dr: You WILL clean up that vomit!
latest vid
the lyrics http://www.greenplastic.com/lyrics/lucky.php
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It wasn't that Mal minded his new job delivering pizzas for Dominos. But he got annoyed every time Jayne called in a prank order that sent him to the mall with an anchovie pizza.
P.S. Hey, TCM! If the SOBs are still holding a shindig on New Years Eve Eve, I may be able to attend!
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