Frosting the Laundry OR the Random Euphemism Generator
POSTED BY: Mavourneen
UPDATED: Friday, December 15, 2006 20:12
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Oh no! This is what I got.
Returning after her mysterious disappearance, she sheepishly admitted she had been
burning the captain.
Deb
http://serendipityagain.com/
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You give me five hundred dollars, I give you the negatives, and no one has to know you were
tainting the blazing microphone.
Edit: to add this gem,
I couldn't believe my best friend was actually
hot gluing the sheriff.
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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I'm not sure I want to know how many FF-related ones could be found, but here's two:
Needless to say, I promptly began absorbing the bald badger.
I couldn't believe my luck as she started shaking hands with the mule.
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Demolitions specialist for the 76th Independent Battalion.
From blowing open locked fridges, to destroying Alliance gun emplacements, it's all fun for me.
http://76thbattalion.homestead.com/Index.html
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...can't beat pulling the Captain's plow.
Right straight from the show, no generator
required, unless you're countin' YoSaffBridge.
But wottheheck, let's hear it for obscene
and tasteless. Permaybehaps we'll be inspired
to build our own, as close to Joss-style as
we can get.
bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
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"In fifty years, would people of our age still call it harvesting the salty elves?"
"I couldn't believe my best friend was actually
munching the pope's flying goodness."
Again,
"This unique and colorful custom is referred to as
transmitting the raccoon."
I think I'm done for... forever.
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Forsaken Lurker (at least when it comes to the RWED) 
http://www.wunschliste.de/index.pl?vote&r=09 - Vote Firefly (but only once a week, so they all count)!
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Too funny. 
Here's mine:
"She seemed like a shy girl when they met, but a few drinks later, they were hammering the dowel."
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"So long and goodnight."
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I love this thread!
I received, "This is not an appropriate place for denting the big darkness."
Hear, hear! Any reference to being "appropriate" just makes me think "Jaynestown" + Simon and that = super shiny.
Don't make faces.
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Every morning, he woke up normalizing the big bus.
The friendly men spent an enjoyable afternoon smothering the sloppy pocket longshoreman.
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Bestower of Titles, Designer of Tshirts, Maker of Mottos, Keeper of the Pyre
I am on The List. We are The Forsaken and we aim to burn!
"We don't fear the reaper"
FORSAKEN original
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Appropriate:
" He normally shut his eyes while
flogging the area."
odd:
" They found him naked in the alley behind the bar,
conjuring the lucky poetic alien."
" Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been
corrupting the biscuits."
Dear Buddha:
" Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
charging the Buddha!"
"All these years
Truth In front of my eyes
While I denied
What my heart knows was right."
Neverland(Marbles)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.
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Well, I know what I'll be doing this weekend.
blowing the big robot!
Well, isn't that... special.
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RPG launcher bought in third world country illegally - $10
Landmines - $50 per
Attack/track dogs bred 1st class - $250-500 per
Highpowered assault rifles - $600 per
The look on your face when I show up on your doorstep with a bigfoot - ... Priceless
When watching Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban in theaters:
In the Shrieking Shack, with Sirius Black (Quote #1) and Harry Potter (Quote #2):
"It's Jesus!"
"Harry Potter's the AntiChrist!"
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