THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #53
POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Sunday, December 24, 2006 03:38
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(MaL) "Thats not how you do the Vulcan NErve pinch"
(Operative) "There's no such thing"
(Mal) "Got you to pause so I can kick you in the nads"
(Op) "Wha???"
*WHAM*
(Op) "Ow"
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In a classic misunderstanding, the Operative asked Mal for a mixed drink, but the Captain thought he was being challenged to a duel using small tools.
or
MAL: Weren't you supposd to "sidle up and smile?"
or
Mal wouldn't mind seeing Inara with the incense about now.
or
MAL: You fog things up ... you spin me about. I
wish like hell you was elsewhere.
bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
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The tension has been building between the two for a long time but finally they decide that they are both equally pretty.
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OPERATIVE: I can't quit you!
MAL: Well, try, gorram it.
My signature...Rhae.
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Mal: have i ever told you that your eyes are very shiny and cute?
and
Mal: yep....your so not getting in Serenity 2: Curse of the Space Monkeys...
or
Mal: savvy....
Jack Sparrow (os): OI!!! Thats my line!!!
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This pair expected high marks for their
paso doble, but the judges disallowed some
of the more dramatic moves.
bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
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Commentator (upper class English accent):
Welcome back to the interplanetary Gurning championships and this is a face-off of titanic proportions! Not since the match of 02 between Michael "The Face" Mckanny and Ho-Chop-Meinn have we seen two contestants manipulate their faces with quite this vigour!
Thanks for the voting. Just cause I can, here's the whole song:
Is this the real life-
Is this drug induced fantasy-
Caught in an academy-
Must escape to reality-
Open your eyes-
They can't take away the skies you see-
I'm just a rich girl, I need some sympathy
Because I'm crazy now, crazy yo,
A lotta high, little low,
Anywhere the bluehand goes, doesn't really matter to me,
To me
Mal, just killed a man,
Pulled a gun, pointed at his head,
Pulled the trigger, now he's dead,
Mal, the job had just been done,
But now you've gone and given it all away-
Mal ooo,
Didn't mean to make you mad-
If I'm sucked out this airlock by tomorrow-
Don't tell 'em what I done, what I done, as if it really matters-
Too late, my time has come,
A pole is sticking through my spine-
Reavers screaming all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I've got to go-
Gotta stay behind and face the truth-
Mal ooo-
I don't want to explode,
I wish you let me bring grenades an' all-
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Crazy Me, Crazy Me will you do the Fandango?
Reaver bolts and fighting, very very frightening me!
Mingo, Fanty
Mingo, Fanty
Mingo, Fanty-magnifico-
But I'm just a crazy girl they're all out to get me-
She's just a crazy girl from a rich family-
Spare her this life from this Academy-
Easy come easy go – will you let me go-
Bluehands! No, we will not let you go- Let her go-
Bluehands! We will not let you go- Let her go
Bluehands! We will not let you go- Let her go
We will not let you go- Let me go
We will not let you go- Let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Academia, academia, academia let me go-
Blue-Sun what has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me-
So you think you can stone me and stick needles in my eye-
So you think you can drug me and leave me to die-
Oh Bluey-cant do this to me bluey-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-
Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,
Anywhere the bluehand goes....
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
OPERATIVE: There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you.
MAL: No power in the 'verse can stop me!
OPERATIVE: You have only begun to discover your power. Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
--
"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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OPERATIVE: I didn't kill Santa Claus!
MAL: Liar. You smell like reindeer!
Santa Claus Cause meets Anti-Cause Santa Clause Cause
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Yes, I am a shameless, crossposting, untrained Companion.
:)
My signature...Rhae.
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