Destiny, Episode 12: Crew Tryouts (The Resurrection)
POSTED BY: SoulOfSerenity
UPDATED: Monday, April 28, 2008 16:16
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"No! Stop helping me!" Jazaf exclaims in a high pitched voice. Safe backs off, Jazaf sits up eyes clenched in pain.
"Did I get'em?
"Yes, now if you'll excuse me I'll be in the corner....waiting for my balls to drop.....again..." Jazaf replies still in a high voice.
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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree 
Navigator on Destiny 
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"This better do the trick" Needy says, rubbing his arm better "Wait... special branch thread?"
Needy shakes his head. He must have heard wrong. The last thing they needed was for things to become more confusing
"Well, so far, I don't feel any diff..."
Suddenly Needy's body starts convulsing and he collapses to the floor, foaming at the mouth
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Needy. Male Companion:
First Boy Whore of Destiny
Incredibly Confused Companion of SereniTree
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Quote:
Originally posted by NEEDY:
"Well, so far, I don't feel any diff..."
Suddenly Needy's body starts convulsing and he collapses to the floor, foaming at the mouth
"Hey! Who forgot to give Needy his rabies shot?"
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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"Hey Jazaf, you sure you don't need any more help? I was just getting warmed up. I could go get my wrenches to beat the spiders with. I REALLY hate spiders..."
"Ewwww.... what's with Needy? Hey Dr. Me, are there any side effects to your shot? Like... I don't know... hair loss?"
*Safe looks at Serenity nervously* "Trebek... ya, well.... he started it. Just ask Jack. He'll back me up. Right Jack? Jack??"
Looks around for Jack, then looks at Serenity and swallows loudly, "I'm gonna get hit again, aren't I?"
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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."
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Suddenly Needy begins to shake even more violently
"Safe?" Serenity says seriously
"Yeah" Safe replies, his eyes transfixed on their friend
"I can't just stand here like this," she admits "have we got any popcorn?"
Just then Needy's body jerks as his limbs straighten, his bones cracking.
"ouch, that's gotta hurt" Jazaf comments from a distance, digging into his own popcorn that seems to have appeared out of nowhere
Then Needy's clothes begin to rip as his body outgrows them at an alarming rate.
"Anyone else having Incredible Hulk flashbacks?" Safe jokes before imitating the voice of the age-old show's title character "You're making me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry"
As Needy's flesh tears through his clothes, he appears as naked as he was the day he was born.
"Eugh, I really don't" Jazaf jokes
"Needy?" Dr Me asks concerned.
The boy whore is still now, lying flat on his back, the medicine seeming to have cured him of his small stature... in fact, so much so that everything seems larger than before... and I mean EVERYTHING
"Are you sure's he angry? He looks quite, erm, happy to me" Serenity comments
Grabbing a thin sheet, Me throws it over Needy's body to allow him some dignity.
"Er, thanks" Needy says as he stirs, reaquainting himself with the environment. "Wh-what happened?"
"I think you'll find me you owe me thanks" Me declares, "I've just restored you to your former glory"
Needy looks at his body, and its relation in size to the others. A relieved smile appears on his face as he jumps up and hugs the doctor. "Thanks! Thank so much"
A clearly uncomfortable Me backs of from the naked boy whore.
"Ah, yes, sorry." Needy apologises upon realising his current state. "I suppose I should go find some clothes that fit"
With no sign of wiping off the huge grin from his face anytime soon, Needy turns and skips down the corridor, his backside clear for all to see.
The others look at each other at the sight of it.
"That's funny" Safe comments
"Er..." Me stumbles, before Safe continues
"I don't remember him having a tail before"
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OOC: Well that's a long one (no pun intended... well maybe a little), but I got a bit carried away. Ah, this thread can be fun when anything goes. I mean look, we've got Buffy on board now!
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Needy. Male Companion:
First Boy Whore of Destiny
Incredibly Confused Companion of SereniTree
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"Hey Needy! Any chance you'll still be the ship's Shepard?" Jazaf shouts
"Are you kidding me?" Needy reenters the Common room fully dressed.
"Needy, Male Companion, is up and ready for business!" he exclaims.
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Quote:
Originally posted by NEEDY:
The boy whore is still now, lying flat on his back, the medicine seeming to have cured him of his small stature... in fact, so much so that everything seems larger than before... and I mean EVERYTHING
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A clearly uncomfortable Me backs of from the naked boy whore.
"Ah, yes, sorry." Needy apologises upon realising his current state. "I suppose I should go find some clothes that fit"
With no sign of wiping off the huge grin from his face anytime soon, Needy turns and skips down the corridor, his backside clear for all to see.
The others look at each other at the sight of it.
"That's funny" Safe comments
"Er..." Me stumbles, before Safe continues
"I don't remember him having a tail before"
Doctor Me removes his glasses, cleans them on his lab coat, and puts them back on. He squints at Needy's departing backside.
The doctor blushes. "Uh, are you sure that's a TAIL?"
TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!
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Great. Now Needy's back in all his glory (or at least gloryISH) and I'm once again on a ship full of insufferable males!
*Looks around at all the men staring at her.*
I mean..who wants to start setting up for our annual Christmas/Hannukah/Winter Solstice Party?
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
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Only if you promise not to hit me... again. I'm feelin' a mite tenderized and bewildered at the moment.
Safe gazes off at nothing, a smile playing across his face, as he relives the kiss.
Jazaf throws and ice pack, bouncing it off Safe's head. "Hey, you never said anything about me not hitting you. Besides I was just... helping you."
Soul spits the remainer of his coffee out rather than choke on it with laughter.
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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."
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Well, if you wouldn't be such an infernal pain in my butt, I wouldn't have to hit you!
Now, why don't you go get the box of decorations out of the closet. I'll go find the menorah and we'll get this party started!
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
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