Life Onboard Serenity: Beaumonde or Bust
POSTED BY: DRPAIN
UPDATED: Thursday, January 18, 2007 20:54
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Welcome back Wolf 
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Airlock 7 Level 2: Refueling Station 15
*Pain with his daughter in tow smiled at his uncle who was standing in the cargo bay of his ship talking to one of his crew and said*
Long time no see uncle.
*Pain's uncle looked at Pain and said*
Well son I got some good news and some bad news.
*Pain raised a brow and said*
What's the bad news?
*Pain's uncle replied*
The bad new's is that we've been landlocked. I got the engineer workin' on gettin' it fixed.
*Pain replied*
So is the gettin' it fixed part the good news?
*Pain's uncle gave a slight chuckle and said*
Nope the good news is that I'm here to take you and my niece home.
*Pain replied*
Right. So can we get this ship of yours unlocked quickly? Cause I don't exactly like havin' the law breathin' down my neck.
*Pain's uncle gave a small laugh and said*
Hey you're more than welcome to help that engineer of mine if'n you have the skills to defeat a landlock.
*Pain just looked at his uncle as his uncle said*
That's what I thought. Why don't you show your daughter to her room.
*Pain replied*
Yeah maybe I should.
*Pain looked down at his daughter and said*
Come on sweety lets go find you a room.
*Pain took his daughter's hand and led her through the ship, unaware of the trouble that wasn't far away.*
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did you know we dont have a link to this post on the last one?
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we are THE FORSAKEN and we aim to burn!
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Originally posted by bigwolf18:
did you know we dont have a link to this post on the last one?
PAIN did it...
and good to have you back wolf, even if it dial - up "Wolf!" Choo shouted from his dorm as he heard that guitar strum up, "When you gonna finish that gorram song!"
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Originally posted by bigwolf18:
did you know we dont have a link to this post on the last one?
Yeah sorry about that. I was in a little bit of a hurry and forgot to do that. Oh and BUMP!
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*Pain looked around the room. It was very spartan with just a hint that it'd been used. Pain knelt down on his knees and said to his daughter*
So what do you think sweety?
*Annabelle looked at the room then said*
It's kinda plain and boring.
*Pain rolled his eyes and said*
Well yeah but it's just temporary. I'm sure if we found some paper and tape, you can make some pretty pictures and tape them to the walls. You know to make it more colorful.
*Annabelle turned to her dad and gave him a hug, then said*
Can you help me find some paper, tape, and pencils dad?
*Pain stood up and said*
Yeah sure just let me take care of some business first.
*Annabelle replied*
Ok daddy. I love you.
*Pain smiled then said*
Love you too bao bei.
*At that Pain left the room and headed down to the cargo bay where his uncle was still situated. Pain could hear some arguing down in the bay and went to see what was wrong. As Pain walked towards his uncle he could see him arguing with one of the crew. Pain spoke up*
What's the deal with all the yellin'?
*Pain's uncle looked at Pain with a worried look in his eyes and said*
Carlos here spotted three Feds heading this way. I think they might be lookin' for you.
*Pain nodded then went to check it out. He cautiously made his way to the station's inner airlock and peeked out of the open hatch. Sure enough there were three Feds heading his way. Pain swore to himself then turned to his uncle and said*
Are we still landlocked?
*Pain's uncle replied*
Yeah and it's takin' awhile 'fore that engineer of mine can get us free.
*Pain thought to himself*
Great just great. I wonder what else can go wrong.
*Just then Pain heard Womack shout*
Well well well if it ain't the infamous Pain himself.
*Pain turned around noticing that he was standing in the open airlock the whole time he was speaking to his uncle. Womack continued to yell*
Pain you don't know how much of a pleasure it'd be haulin' you're sorry butt in.
*Pain smiled the hollered back*
Yeah well you'll have to get me first.
*At that Pain closed the airlock door, locked it, then turned and yelled*
Does anyone know how to override an airlock door?
*A familiar face appeared. It was Mika the female mercenary who lusted after Pain. She calmly walked over to Pain and said*
I do.
*Pain simply replied*
Shiny get it done.
*There was a loud thumping at the door and through the porthole window Pain could see Womack's goons trying to open it on the otherside. Through the airlock's com Womack shouted*
Mr. Pain do you really think a little airlock door is goin' to stop me from apprehendin' you?
*Pain hit the com and replied*
Indeed I do Womack.
*Womack replied*
Don't be coy with me Pain or should I say Mr. Dylan Randall, a.k.a Jim Frederickson, a.k.a John Bigboote, a.k.a Donovan Richards. With the charges I have against you, you'll be locked up for a real long time.
*Pain smiled and said*
That last one's pronounced Boo-tay, Womack and I'll be coy with you as much as I'd like.
*Womack was starting to get furious but was keeping it under control as he simply replied*
Sorry for the mispronunciation on that last one. I'll be sure the boys in Processin' will get it right when they book you into the Ita Moon Penaly Colony.
*Pain took his finger off the com button and said to Mika*
How's it comin'?
*Mika smiled and replied*
So far so good. I'm giving them one hell of a hard time.
*Pain smiled then pressed the com button and said*
Ita Moon Penal Colony huh? I heard they have a great exercise facility. Tell me do all the dangerous crooks go there or just the ones who piss you off by playin' hard to get?
*Womack was furious and was yelling obscenities at Pain. Pain however simply smiled and turned off the com. He turned his attention back to Mika who was up to something else and said*
Uh what're you doin' now?
*Mika looked up at Pain, smiled and said*
Just setting up a little suprise for when those Feds come storming thro
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*Womack looked throught the porthole in the airlock door, saw that Pain and a suprisingly beautiful woman where heading back to the ship. Seething with anger Womack pulled out his gun and said*
Well boys looks like he's runnin'. Y'all know what that means right?
*Womack's two goons grinned as they pulled out their guns and cocked them. Skunk managed to override the controls on the airlock door and pushed it open. Womack didn't hesitate as he aimed his pistol and fired into the airlock. Pain could feel bullets whiz past him, could hear them ricochet off metal. One bullet hit him in the leg and made him fall down onto the cargo bay floor. Mika wasn't so lucky as she caught a bullet in the base of her skull, instantly killing her. As Womack saw Pain go down he smiled, then gave the order to cease fire. Womack looked at Pain, grinned and said*
Mr. Pain you have the right to remain silent. Anything you do or say will be used against you in a Parlamentary court of law.
*Womack and his men walked forward, their guns trained on the people who were dragging Mika's body into the cargo bay and attending to Pain's leg wound. Womack continued*
If you can't afford an att.....
*A loud noise and bright flash went off as Womack tripped the laser trip wire of the flashbang trap that Mika had set earlier. Womack and his goons were caught in the blast and fell unconscious. As the sound of the flashbang died down and the sound of alarms rang, Pain's uncle shouted to his crew*
Rico close the cargo bay doors! Carlos com the pilot and tell her we're runnin'!
*Rico rushed to the controls and slammed his fist down on the button and watched as the doors slammed shut. Carlos commed the pilot and told her to go to full burn.*
Moments later.....
*Womack woke up dazed and confused. He blinked his eyes as he scanned his surroundings and said*
Son of a 
. What happened?
*The other Fed was up and said disappointingly*
They're gone sir.
*Womack still a little dazed said*
You care to repeat that?
*The Fed replied*
They're gone. It looks like they used some type of flashbang device to knock us out and run.
*Womack spit on the ground and said*
Well what the hell are you standin' around for? Go get them!
*Skunk was the one to reply*
Uh we can't sir.
*Womack pushed himself up and growled*
And why the hell not?
*The other Fed punched up an exterior view of the airlock that they had docked to and said*
That's why sir.
*Womack looked at the screen in disbelief. What he saw was his ship floating in the Black, part of the station's airlock still attached to its airlock. Womack slammed his fist into the wall and yelled*
That son of a Pain is gonna pay!
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bumpy bumperton from bumpyland is coming to stay...AGAIN.
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Onboard Serenity
*Wash was playing with his dinosaurs as he surfed the Cortex. In the voice of Rex, Wash said*
I am the greatest dinosaur of them all!
*Then in the voive of Steggy Wash replied*
No you're not I am!
*Just then the vidscreen beeped and Wash looked at it. A suprised look overcame his face as he switched on the com to the Captain's room*
Uh Mal I think you should come up here right now. There's something on the Cortex that you should see and I'm not talking about those funny slippers that fart when you walk.
*On the vidscreen appeared a warrant that said:*
WANTED: DEAD OR ALIVE
NAME: Dylan "Pain" Randall
ALIASES: Jim Fredrickson, John Bigboote, Donovan Richards
AGE: 38
DOB: 3/11/2480
HEIGHT: 6' 8"
WEIGHT: 275
WANTED FOR:
Multiple counts of 1st Degree murder, illegal smuggling, possession of illegal weaponry, assault on an Alliance officer, and felony evasion
REWARD: 30,000 Credits
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