Destiny, Episode 12: Crew Tryouts (The Resurrection)
POSTED BY: SoulOfSerenity
UPDATED: Monday, April 28, 2008 16:16
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Serenity smiles satisfactorily to herself.
"Should have done that ages ago!"
She heads back out into the hallway to see Needy standing there, looking somewhat defiant.
"Well, Needy. I dont see why not, if you feel the calling. Prostitute turned preacher has a kind of poetry to it. Makes sense, in a sort of twisted way. I wish you well!"
Serenity,
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"Yippee! We're back!" Amy gyres and gimbols
The rest of the crew wonder what the big deal is, they were already back on the ship.
"So yes, let me think, maybe cargo master? I like to keep things organized. And it rings well with "chopstick-fu master"...but if anyone else has more qualifications, I'm happy to stay the crazy sister... You never know when you might need a co-pilot" sniff sniff, misses Wash. Oh wait, wrong ship.
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Hey Dale, sorry I have taken SO LONG to get back to you. I leave tomorrow morning to return to California and will reply to you thereafter. Hope you're well.
Flechette, what's the news on the Australia trip?
So glad the gang is back!
Hugs, Amy
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AMY!!!! *HUGS* GLAD to have you back!
Hey, did a strange and very tall man approach you on the streets of DC and ask you where you got your cunning orange hat, perchance?
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
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First Jazaf, then Amy (Hiya Amy! *HUGS*) all we need now is for Jack and Flechette to drop in.
Plus I saw Channain and GreyJedi and Piffle, Soul, you shoulda posted that tread ages ago! Whodda thunk it woulda worked so well, eh?
Amy, you sound like a regular globe trotter! Good to hear from you again!
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Safeat2nd, like a kid on Christmas Morn, one half of the brothers Grimm, proud crewmember on Destiny.
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OOC: it is good to have some people back on.
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Jazaf emerges from his quarters smiling like an idiot, his steps are slow and his legs are wobbley. After a few stumbles he finally makes it to the kitchen, he opens up a RTE ration and digs in. Halfway through the Lexabot taps him on the shoulder and asks, "And where have you been?"
"...overcoming emotional pitfalls...?"
"Really?"
"Oh yeah. The Lovebots.. er Girls helped me through a tough time just now."
Jazaf doesn't notice the water dripping behind the Lexabot, atleast not until she shoves a snowball that she snuck onboard down his pants. Jazaf proceeds to scream like a little girl and tries to get the snowball out of his pants.
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Mystery Man on the Sereni-Tree 
Navigator on Destiny 
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*watches the tall, mostly muscular man squealing like a small girl*
So, half a dozen robots, a Quack who never passed basic hygiene, a short whore sick of whoreing, and a whole lot of running about.
This is fun! Why did I not pay attention before?
*watches the doc*
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Safe looks up puzzled. "Do we now have a narrator??"
Safe shrugs his shoulders and continues walking/ floating around engineering in a daze.
Shrill screams break him out of his euphoria. "Hunh? Wha? Are we crashing??"
Safe runs towards the source of the screaming and pauses at the door to the kitchen, awaiting the scary music normally associated with the appearance of zombies or some such. Hearing nothing, Safe shrugs again and enters the kitchen to find Jazaf writhing on the floor.
"Space spiders?? I hate spiders. Hang on Jazaf, I help you!" Safe runs up to Jazaf and starts kicking him in the pants.
"Die foul spiders!! Die!"
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"Got a headful of lightning
And a heart full of rain
And I know that I said
I'd never do it again
Oh and I love you sweet baby but I always take the long way home."
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Quote:
Originally posted by safeat2nd:
Safe looks up puzzled. "Do we now have a narrator??"
"You know, I'm wondering that myself."
Soul wanders into the kitchen, following the sound of screaming. He sees Jazaf rolling on the floor, Safe kicking him in the pants, and Lexa simply laughing. Soul pours himself a cup of coffee and is about to say something when a woman comes barreling into the room and shoves a wooden stake into Lexa's chest. Lexa gasps, but being a robot, she doesn't die. Or feel pain.
"Huh," the new girl says. "I thought someone said vampires." She turns to Soul. "Hi! I heard you were going to Helllmouth and I needed a ride! You can call me Buffy."
"Me!" Soul cries out. "What did I say about making more robots?!?!?!?"
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Soul, Security Chief of the Sereni-Tree, Captain of Destiny.
Mantichorus: "So is there a reason they call you 'Soul'?"
Soul (after a long pause): "Yeah. Because I have one."
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Doctor Me returns, still holding the syringe, poised for injection.
"Hey, don't look at Me about robots! While it is true that I helped uncrate the original Bubbles and repaired her later, the vast amount of robot-building, not to mention the acquisition of Trebek and the Kimmel clones, occured during a time when TheRealMe was being run by Needy or Safe! 
"DestinyThinks? Hmmm... I suspect that someone might be incorporeally possessing our ship!"
Doctor Me starts to leave, then returns to jab Needy with his syringe and injects the odd green goo.
"OUCH!" Needy exclaims. "So, what is that stuff, anyway?"
Doctor Me returns the syringe to the pocket of his white lab coat. "Oh, it's just some plant person blood that I picked up from the Special Branch thread."
Doctor Me grits his teeth as he impales his palm again.
TheRealMe, Doctor of Destiny!
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I don't Trebek is with us anymore.
I think someone *glares in the direction of Safe* destroyed him in a fit of jealous rage, or something.
An incorporially possessed ship? COOL!
I sooo need to kill of Soul so the ship can be mine.
OOPS! Did I say that out loud? 
Serenity,
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