Funny as hell, and you ladies will probably all reply.
POSTED BY: Static
UPDATED: Sunday, February 15, 2004 05:44
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So. . .in the transcript of my last BIG mission, I make a note that "Dragon Lady", one of my gunners, had not yet seen ALL the episodes.
Well. . .she finished the last disc tonight. She scared the hell out of us while we were all sitting, putting about on our individual laptops, because SHE was watching the fourth disc.
Out of NOWHERE, she yells. . .LOUDLY.. .
"OH MY GOD!!! HOW ABSOLUTELY YUMMY IS HE???
You guessed it, ladies. "Objects in Space". . .Simon Tam shirtless. She then went on to say,
"Oh that's it. Yes. . .oh, you flex just right when you grab him."
And finally,
"That's it. . .Mal is OFF the top of the list of men I want to shag senseless. Simon just beat him out. Look at those ABS!!!"
Honest to god, we thought she was watching some 'gay porn' version of Firefly. . .she kept rewinding the first encounter with Simon and Jubal because of the way Simon flexes in his struggle.
I thought you ladies would like to contribute to the gush-fest.
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"Wash. . .we got some local color happening. A grand entrance would not go amiss."
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I don't get the Simon attraction.
Wash is my fav, and it's not because he's the hottest man alive (not that he's hard on the eyes), but he's just got so much personaloty, and he's so damn funny!
"Go back inside or i will blow another crater in this tiny moon"
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Quote:
Originally posted by Static:
Well. . .she finished the last disc tonight. She scared the hell out of us while we were all sitting, putting about on our individual laptops, because SHE was watching the fourth disc.
Out of NOWHERE, she yells. . .LOUDLY.. .
"OH MY GOD!!! HOW ABSOLUTELY YUMMY IS HE???
You guessed it, ladies. "Objects in Space". . .Simon Tam shirtless. She then went on to say,
"Oh that's it. Yes. . .oh, you flex just right when you grab him."
And finally,
"That's it. . .Mal is OFF the top of the list of men I want to shag senseless. Simon just beat him out. Look at those ABS!!!"
Honest to god, we thought she was watching some 'gay porn' version of Firefly. . .she kept rewinding the first encounter with Simon and Jubal because of the way Simon flexes in his struggle.Quote:
Ok, that was the funniest thing I've read all day mainly because my friend and I do that sort of thing when watching movies at her house and her husband is always deeply irriated when we do it.
It does make me want to watch movies with your friend, though.
Sorry, I can't gush about Simon physically for ya. I would more gush about what a swell guy he is. He's not bad to look at, but I'd knock him off the catwalk to get at Mal. Sorry if it's predictable, but it's a combination of his general take-no-crap attitude, his often dry sense of humour, and those boots. :)
Then there's this whole sickness I have with liking men who've lost their faith. In my entertainment, that is.
"But she was naked! And all...articulate!"NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Ah yes. I would tend to agree with her. Simon is pretty darn yummy.
That reaction had to be pretty hi-larious for ya'll though. Kinda mirrors mine the first time I saw OiS.
~Nicole~
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I'm sorry; yes, Sean Maher has lovely washboard abs, and fine biceps as well. But my heart is given to the wide dark eyes and tortured soul of Mal. The body is just part of the picture, you see; it's also about the spirit inhabiting that body, and Mal's is the most astonishing.
And he has those great large hands. . . . 
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. . . ."
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My God, I am so in love with Sean Maher.
I believe I had the very same reaction to seeing that scene for the first time. (And every time since.
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I had no idea he was so... YUM! It was the best surprise ever. 
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Originally posted by LeeH:
I'm sorry; yes, Sean Maher has lovely washboard abs, and fine biceps as well. But my heart is given to the wide dark eyes and tortured soul of Mal. The body is just part of the picture, you see; it's also about the spirit inhabiting that body, and Mal's is the most astonishing.
And he has those great large hands. . . .
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. . . ."
Totally have to agree with you here, LEEH. Although I would love to have been a fly on the wall of that tent at that time.
Sean Maher is cute, but Mal just knocks everyone aside with the angst-factor.
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And now you know why I wrote "Going Home"--gotta get inside the guy's mind, understand how he works, right? Part of what makes Mal so compelling is that he isn't particularly about sex at all, although he clearly has the capacity to feel sexual desire. Jayne is his foil in HOG, letting us know that Mal doesn't separate sex from love, and that he isn't looking for sheer physical gratification, but something stronger and more meaningful.
I think alot about why he and Inara can't work as a couple--gotta write that story sometime--and so much of it is about that, isn't it?
On the other hand, *I* think about sex with Mal plenty!!!
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle. . . ."
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I'll gladly contribute to the gush-fest.
Luckily for me, my Firefly love, Mal, appears naked in TWO EPISODES. While Simon is good looking, he's got nothing on Mal 
I do have to mention though, Wash is a close second
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