Life Onboard Serenity: Beaumonde or Bust

POSTED BY: DRPAIN
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DRPAIN

Sunday, November 19, 2006 10:36 PM

OATH

Sunday, November 19, 2006 11:13 PM

And the kitty hurted me...

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'We're all just floating.'

SAMEERTIA

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 12:38 AM

Womack! Sumbitch, Pain! You surprised me with that one!
I have the Tall Card directions from fireflywiki somewhere...needed 'em for the HoG. I'll get em posted soon.

Fanty & Mingo were at their favorite table at The Maidenhead.

"So, ya buy into that story about reavers?"

"Nah, brother. They were playing us. Like we look that stupid. We'll find someone else to run that vault job. Have we heard back from Reynolds?"

Fanty shakes his head, "Not yet. Seems they had to make an urgent stop and let off some passengers."

Mingo grins and raises his drink, "That's a good sign. Too many witnesses tends to...complicate."

"That it does." Fanty gestures for another drink and settles back to wait for the next bit of business to stroll through the door.

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On 'Serenity' Wolf is enjoying his time on the bridge, at the controls. Wash is later back than he'd said, but since he finally had Zoe to himself, not a one was going to say a word.

"You think she'll forgive you, now she doesn't remember you?" Jaynes' voice, cool and dark, comes from the doorway behind Wolf. "She's just as like to shoot you, if she remembers."

"Yeah, maybe. But she can't aim for crap." Wolf quips as he checks the com-panel and makes a slight adjustment to avoide a debris field.

Jayne chuckles. "You just better hope that she doesn't remember. As for me..."

Now he slips up close, the predator, "I'm just as much about makin' ones own way in the world as anybody else. Been accused of bein' narci..narssist.. self-centered 'afore. Sometimes, a better offer comes along and a man's gotta take it, gotta think of himself.

It's a hard 'verse, Wolf, ain't that right?"

After a pause to see if Wolf is listening, or disagreeing, or ignoring him completely, Jayne continues, "See, I'm a man who understands that. Still, next time you burn bridges with this crew, is the next time you see the barrel of my gun lookin' back. Dong ma?"

DRPAIN

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 3:41 AM

*takes a bow* You're quite welcome my dear. Now for my next trick watch me pull a rabbit out of *whispers into Ertia's ear*

Spacer's Bar & Grill: Refueling Station 15

*Pain smiled back at the waitress as she set his and Annabelle's drinks on the table. The waitress smiled back and said*

Have you two decided on what you'll be having?

*Pain grinned and replied*

I'll have the beer battered fish and chips.

*The waitress wrote down Pain's order, then said to the girl*

And what about you sweetie?

*Annabelle replied*

I'll have the Tatteroids and Chicken Stars.

*The waitress smiled, wrote down the girl's order, then took the menus as they were handed to her and said*

You're orders will be here shortly. Can I get you two anything else?

*Pain smiled and said*

Nope I believe we're fine Miss.

*The waitress smiled and then headed back to the kitchen to hand the cook the orders. Pain turned to his daughter and said*

Come on bao bei we need to go.

*Annabelle looked at her dad with a confused look in her eye and said*

Why daddy? We just got here and I'm starving!

*Pain looked at his daughter and replied*

That waitress was actin' weird hon. Means somethin' ain't kosher around here. We need to go ma shong.

*At that Pain took a hold of his daughter's arm and ushered her out of the booth quietly so as not to raise the waitress's attention. Annabelle tried to protest but she knew it'd be useless. They were about to exit the door when Pain heard the waitress shout*

HEY STOP THAT MAN RIGHT THERE!!!

*Pain looked back, noticing two burly men stand up from their table and said under his breath*

Son of a !

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

CHOO1701

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 6:46 AM

Great British tactic: RUN AWAY!!!! BTW: thought Guy was flying the ship for Wash...

"Looks cosy." Mal said as Haven came into view. More than a moon than a planet, the dull green and browns making it seem more of a mudball than anything.

"Thanks Wolf," Wash said as he sat back in the pilots chair.

"Anytime," the half man/half machine said, walking off to the galley.

"So how well do you know the locals shepard?" Mal asked, glancing across to Book in the co pilots seat.

"Lets just say theres no chance of us getting shot." Book replied, grin across his face.

"Wow, the doc's gonna have a day off." Wash replied sarcastically. "Well touch wo.... .... Captain, we got any wood around here?"

DRPAIN

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 10:46 PM

Spacer's Bar & Grill: Refueling Station 15

*Pain looked at his daughter then back at the two men walking towards them. Pain sized up the men and said to his daughter out of the corner of his mouth*

Sweetie I'm goin' to need you to run to the nearest lift and wait for me there. Ok?

*Annabelle looked at her dad, then at the men coming towards them, then nodded to her dad. Pain stepped in front of her as she headed out of the eatery. Pain smiled at the two men and said*

Afternoon fellas can I interest you two in an ass kickin' or would you like the Pain special?

*The two men growled at Pain and unholstered their weapons. Pain looked at the guns then said, still smiling*

Well it looks like you two have decided on the special. I hope you two have medical insurance.

*Pain went for his gun only to realize it wasn't there. Pain looked at the two men who looked at each other then at Pain. They grinned at Pain as they pointed their guns at him. Pain gave a forced chuckle and said*

Now now fellas no need to go postal. We're all reasonable people now aren't we?

*Pain was backing out of the Spacer's Bar & Grill as he was trying to persuade the two men from not shooting him. He glanced around for something to defend himself against two armed behemouths when he saw the spice vendor on his right. The man wasn't that far from Pain and he made his way towards him, still facing the two gunmen. Pain said to them, slowly sidestepping over to the paprika bin*

Why don't you two just put down those guns and we all have a nice talk over some beer.

*The two men looked at each other which gave Pain the perfect chance to grab a handful of paprika. As the two men turned their gaze back to Pain they were blinded by a red cloud of spice. Screaming in agony as they tried to get the spice out of their eyes, Pain ran like hell as the two men started to fire wildly. Pain ran to the nearest lift which was a good deal away from the Spacer's Bar & Grill. He spotted his daughter, gave her a smile and said to her as they stepped into the lift*

Didn't I tell you we were goin' to have some adventure?

*Annabelle just looked at her dad as the lift doors closed and the lift headed to the level that Pain had punched into the keypad.*

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

13

Tuesday, November 21, 2006 11:42 PM

Paprika!?

DRPAIN

Thursday, November 23, 2006 2:28 AM

Yes paprika. Now will someone make with the posty or do I have to kill someone's puppy?

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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?

CHOO1701

Thursday, November 23, 2006 6:53 AM

"Help me Obi Wan, your the only hope."

Mal stared curiously at the little projector droid come repair thing.

"Maybe not, got enough crew as it is," he said to the robot salesmen. Stepping out of the marketplace and into the burning sunshine the captain shaded his eyes, noting his crew helping the shepard and 13 (?) set up home. Captain hadn't been to happy about losing four of his crew in such a short space of time.

"Everything nearly done shepard? We've got crime to do," Mal asked, helping the shepard lift a large trunk.

"Youi sure you don't want to stay a while and bear your sins? Confession can do a world of good." Book replied.

"When i mean't crime, i mean't crime for people with big, Jayne-like, all slightly scary with scars and guns that can cause a world of pain. Fanty and Mingo have got whole Bars full of them, now we can't take out a whole bar full of Jayne's." Mal stated.

"Captain Reynolds?" the shepard said resting the trunk down, and offering his hand, "Its been a pleasure. And fell free to stop by anytime.."

"To confess about our evil deeds and told about the special hells?" Mal enquired sarcastically, shaking the other mans hand.

"Would be a start," shot back Book with a grin.

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TRAIN!!!

CHOO1701

Friday, November 24, 2006 9:58 PM

bump.

Everyone okay? or are we just releived that THanksgiving/another normal week is over?

ITS NEARLY THE WEEKEND!!!!

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TURKEY!!!

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