THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #51
POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Thursday, November 30, 2006 15:00
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Mal: These are not the browncoats you are looking for
or
Mal: Just picture it Zoe, 3000 people and they all want to meet ME
Zoe: Sir, Half the souls we meet try to shoot you or turn you in. You might want to rethink knowing 3000 people.
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Mal: "See Zoe, and then I wax off! Mr. Miyagi was right, he was teaching me karate all along!"
Zoe (confused): "Sir?"
OR
Upon the first extraterrestrial visit to the 'Verse:
Zoe: "I wouldn't touch that if..."
Mal: "It's alright, I have experience with slimy alien creatures. You better cover your mouth..."
OR
Gina stood watch while Nathan crept in to scare Joss, however, Summer beat him to the punch and cured Joss' hiccups with her brain.
"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono
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Mal: See, I'm the Decider. He-he.
"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie
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Quote:
Mal: Ok I left the ship right here I swear!
Zoe: (muttering) My man wouldn't have left the keys in the ship.
Mal: What was that?
Zoe: Sir, I said I'm sure it was the gorram reavers, nothin' you could have done
Mal: Damn right you did
"A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."- Albright
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Mal: ...and what does this make me?
Zoe: A Big Damn Mime, sir???
"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie
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Mal: Ok guys, so check this out. We're there all nekkid and it's juuust starting to get hot and steamy when she slips her tong.....
Zoe: If you even finish that sentence I will hurt you. It happened once and I was drunk.
Mal: Then I feel her hand......
If I'm a bitch, then life just got interesting
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Mal always tried to cover it up when he broke wind...sometimes with mime powers.
and
Zoe: is that a polar bear?
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TRAIN!!!
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Nathan: I'm going to stretch my hand like this and place it in cement at Grauman's Chinese Theater.
Gina: Being a bit optimistic?
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Quote:
Originally posted by CunningOrangeToque:
Mal: Zoe, I think I found a force...
Zoe: (BONK) OW, my face!
Mal:...field
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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