Male and Female Imponderables - Juicy Juicy Green Grass
POSTED BY: Nicodemus
UPDATED: Saturday, November 11, 2006 03:57
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Wow. I never expected nearly ninety posts worth of bra discussion. Huh.
Dangerous Activities: I'm a big advocate of not taking completely unneccessary risks. I'm not ever going to jump out of a perfectly functional plane, or off of a perfectly stable bridge, if I can help it. If I have a parachute and the plane's goin' down, different story, but in ordinary situations, I'm opting for the safer path.
I lead an uninteresting life...
*sigh*
*Realizes none of CMH's friends have a bra size*
Well, that makes me feel a bit better. Female friends are a damn sight more reliable and constant then the males, I find. Of course, I have been subjected to some real skithaels in my day... Less so from the ladies, but not exactly... I've really got to stop talking...
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I ain't lookin' for help from on high. That's a damn long wait for a train don't come.
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature.
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Evening All Imponderables! I just got off work, and it seems likes there are a lot of ppl that have left for the evening. Hope to catch you tomorrow.
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Mavourneen wrote:
Also, Verseexplorer, I LOVE the applause GIF. Mind if I put that in my photobucket?
Sure, we all need a little applause now and then. Use it whenever you see the need.
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McQ wrote:
And I'm glad you like the one I have - I actually borrowed it from VerseExplorer (by the way VerseExplorer, thanks for providing it!!)
You're welcome! It just seemed like the perfect emoticon for the Court Jester of the Mythical Land that is Iowa.
NVG: I'm hoping that you go for it. If you don't, I'm sure MsG will be VERY disappointed. Good Luck. Just remember we are all here hoping that it happens.
Eloisa: I have not heard of the connection of breast cancer and bras. Although, I did burn mine in the late 60s.
Zeek: Can you send your boss this list?
1. I've done every f
ing thing that you've asked me to do this year.2. I've stayed after 5:00 PM to complete every f
ing task that you've given me.MsG: If I'm afraid of doing it, I don't think I could do it for another person even a SO.
I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc
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Originally posted by RugBug:
JQ - hope you didn't think I was being crowded out by the well-endowed. I'm perfectly happy with my size. And when I want the girls to come out to play, Victoria makes some wonderful items that give the appearance of more. I've just been filling my head with other types of endowments...the life insurance kind.
Jeez, RB, I wuz tryin' not to name names...!
"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"
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Morning everyone!
As I tell many ladies who want bigger boobs, "It takes all kinds to make a world." There are men who like the smaller, and men who like the bigger. Obviously, I've attracted the men who like the bigger. Sometimes I've even been told "Yeah, I think you're pretty, but you're not really my type. Your boobs are too big." Gotta love Rocky.
And yes, it's true the girls don't always match. I've never found a big difference in mine, but I have a friend who is off by almost an entire cup size; one is a B and the other is a C. She has a helluva time finding bras. Mine are very very close, though. I count myself lucky.
I remember reading an article on 'proper' sizing and saying "Well, according to this, I would be a 40B, which I know is totally wrong, as a 42C seems to fit me now. I would fall the hell out of anything smaller!" They were telling me to add way too many inches to my ribcage measurement; this is how I know I'm not a 42C. Still have to go shopping and see if I can actually find a D with a band size under 40. Also, I can't stand underwire. Maybe if I actually get the right size that will change, but I find the stiff wire limits my movement. That's not really ok with me as I like to be able to bend and stretch and move without discomfort.
NVG, for heaven's sake, just say something to her! Anything! "How would you feel if this were a date?" "Hey, I think you like me. Am I right?" Something!
MsG, not much scares me. I'd love to do skydiving, with or without a SO. I don't 'box' but I come pretty close. Pretty much there's not anything I wouldn't try if I got the chance. I'd probably be a little freaked about those things beforehand, and then be going "Wanna do it again!!!" afterwards.
I've heard the 'theory' that bras cause breast cancer; it is total bunk IMO. I read a very good book once on what actually causes breast cancer (can't remember the name, arg! I will try to find it again) the big risk factors I remember were 1) too much sugar 2) not enough omega-3 fatty acids 3) birth control pills before the age of 18. It has nothing to do with what you wear and everything to do with your lifestyle and health. What a concept.
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My mom told me the other day about lowering the band size on your bra and upping the cup size. Seemed a little strange to me (although I hate the feeling of underwires digging into me). A few days later she told me it worked and that I should try it. I just looked at her and said, "There's NO WAY that I'm a D-cup!" *sigh* maybe I should try it after all. Perhaps soon I shall be a 36D and join the ranks of the busty women who grace this thread (at least I'd be in good company). Anyone want to join me in proper sized bra shopping tomorrow?
You're never to old to have a happy childhood!
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Nice to see the board's extremely lively while I'm a way, lots to read when I log on each day.
Here's what I've learnt, and some of my responses.
Combining the threads the mob has spoken. Actually, it's more of an "In the beginning was the word, and the word was NO." If nothing else it might keep some trolls of the pub.
Underwear Not only do companies make items to make the ladies look bigger, but there's also the 'wondercup' for the men, which is meant to make them look bigger. Which begs the questions of the guys here: do you think such an item is worth while? To me, there's no real point, as with the exception of one tightish pair of jeans, all my pants are loose-fiting enough that you wouldn't be able to tell how well-hung I may (or may not) be.
Skydiving One of the many things I'd do if I had the money. If I get a work visa or strike it lucky in the green card lottery, then get a decently paying job in the USA, I might get my chance to hurl myself out of a perfectly good plane. For now I have to be happy with jumping off cliffs (with a rope attatched) while being heroic in my CFS work.
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(Thx to Desktop Hippie for the banner)
If you find yourself getting too worked up about stuff that isn't real (RP Threads etc), then go outside, breathe in some fresh air and try feeding the ducks. (Because ducks don't care about your politics, religion, skin colour, choice of music or even your haircut. They like everyone, provided you bring them food.)
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Oh dear - can I remember everything I wanted to say now? It's so hard being out of time-synch with everyone - I have to wade through the posts and then I have to wait for a response... here goes...
NVG
!! You have had a brick thrown at you so often by this wonderful woman that you are becoming insensible! The above advice is so very sound - make it a 'would you like this to be more than friendship sort of approach and you cannot go wrong - if yes!! YAY!! We will celebrate with you here Darling - if no, well we are still here and you will get through it - but I have a good feeling!!
Mei Mei we will have to write another book with Laurelin I think... "The brick Theory - what to do when you've been hit too often to notice!" and mine are almost even too - though I know those who are not... feet are often different sizes too... did you know that!
Uh... oh Tristan! I might be wanting something made in the future qing ren... you up for the... er... sewing??
Hey everyone! Sorry if I miss some of you - got a headache... will catch up agin later!!
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I heard about that particular piece of underwear a few days ago. Honestly, can anyone here tell through clothing how well-hung a man is? I sure can't. And isn't there a big difference in size between flacid and, well, not? And there's always the cliche of "It's not what you've got, it's what you do with it"
You get to jump off cliffs, qing ren? I'm not sure whether to be jealous of that or not. I think it would be scarier if I was trying to be heroic, rather than just jumping for the rush.
And no, I haven't actually gotten to do that, but there is a ride at Six Flags Elich Gardens in Denver that is basically a huge, huge swing. It's called the XLR8R and they strap you into a harness and hoist you up and then you have to pull a cord and you FLY. Amazing amazing amazing. It's a separate charge to do it, though, so I can't just ride it all day, which makes me a little sad.
Jie jie, my feet are in fact a half size off. My right foot is a size 9 (usually) while my left foot runs around an 8 1/2. Also, one of my ears is higher than the other. Those who have to fit my glasses say it's not that uncommon, but that it's a little exaggerated in me. You can really see it in my glasses when they're off. The little arm for my right ear doesn't touch the surface when they sit on a table open. I'm not sure that made sense, but yeah... []
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Why do I suddenly have a mental image of anyone (not you though Nico!
) going through the metal detector at the airport and it going off and he has to remove the aluminium foil wrapped item from his trousers...
Spinal Tap anyone???
Sorry Nico - I wasn't implying... oh dear... I'd better go back to the picture thread... where I was heading... 
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Originally posted by magdalena:
Why do I suddenly have a mental image of anyone (not you though Nico!
Spinal Tap anyone???
Well now that you brought up Spinal Tap, I simply can't refuse:
David St. Hubbins:
"I don't think there was a problem with the band. I think what the problem may have been is that there was there a Stonehenge monument on stage that was in danger of being crushed by a dwarf!! That hugely underestimates the size of the object!"
Nigel Tufnel (in regard to one of his guitars):
"It's famous for it's sustain. Listen...just listen for a minute." ("I don't hear anything.") "You would though, if it were playing. You could be playing and aaahhh go out and get a bite, come back and waaaa you'd still be hearing that one."
(in regard to their black album cover)
"You have to ask yourself 'how much more black could this be?' and the answer would be 'none...none more black'."
Derek Smalls:
"They're really like two visionaries, Nigel and David. They're like fire and ice. I feel that my role comes somewhere in the middle, somewhere like lukewarm water."
Great movie!!
O Captain, My Captain? (or the other way around)
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