Male and Female Imponderables - Juicy Juicy Green Grass
POSTED BY: Nicodemus
UPDATED: Saturday, November 11, 2006 03:57
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I still waiting to see any humor around here. Booze and boobs is all I can see.
So here's my latest (and late in some cases) input.
Nico - I understand the desire (och! that word...) to combine the two threads: The Impubberables? (Trust me, I know it's spelled funny but it means something else entirely without two "B"'s; although considering the nature of a lot of the posts, not entirely out of place...) Nah, I think I'm going to agree with several other posters that even though I find almost exactly the same crowd in both places but not necessarily the same time--not to mention The regular Forsaken thread and the GlamourShots threads--I think the threads should lift and separate, in keeping with our brassiere theme.
Speaking of which, only two (heh, heh) comments on them, er, that topic (top pic? top pick?). The first is that while it seems that a good number of the ladies in our little corner of the 'Verse are blessed with mega-amplitude, there are a few amongst us who are not as voluminous upfront as others. Let us not forget them or how sexy they are either. One or two have admitted as much, but they seem to have grown very quiet of late. At least regarding this. Not sayin' buxom is bad by any means, but there a lot to be said for, um, "perky". (That reminds me; i need to get over to the Pub for some of the Good Stuff.)
Second "point". *groan* In the middle of all the fuss about the proper fit being difficult, I am surprised that no one brought up the notion that the girls are not always "twins": sometimes they don't match each other, which must add a whole 'nuther dimension to the problem of sizing 'em up. Not expecting anyone to fess up about this, just want to include everyone in the convo.
Well since I posted the 3 cup pic, I guess I can add another thought. I'm just glad that men don't have to worry or brag about the size or measurement of any part...of...them...hmmm. Well, I'm certainly not going to start...! Pervs!! (By the way whoever said the penis mightier than the sword, I think you need a verb in there.
MsG - the sexiest song is anything by Shakira--as long as the video goes along with it. (Sidenote, while Shakira and Fergie are both extremely, what's the word, unabashed about their sexuality or appeal, they are quite different in their approach: Shakira evokes the Untamed, Fergie is more the Hussy. Interestingly, Their bodies are very similar, but their bustlines are not. Who is sexier looking?
Humor is essential. But it does have to be identical with your partner but the overlap (I think it was Tristan who said this) helps. Some of my "humor" absolutely annoys Toni, but we can laugh together until we're weak about stuff, too. Humor cannot not be the sole ingredient either.
Back in awhile. I hope.
"Well, here I am...Does that seem right to you?"
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(Dodges above mentioned cinder block on rope)
I get whats bein' said. I just, well, pussed out. I want to hear what she's feelin', but then again I don't.
I, Me , My. Really hate using those words.
But I really wanna take her by the hand and lead her to a nice quiet spot for a long talk. I really wanna just take hold of her and cuddle tightly for a good span. I guess those are thengsd my friend Mindy really thinks I should tell her.
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See Jonny I completely agree with the idea that smaller "perky" boobs are just as sexy and as soon as the ( crossing fingers here) little browncoat is born and weaned, I will be having a reduction to a size that's better proportioned to my frame.
I think Fergie is seriously HOT!! Not just visually, but her attitude too!
As for humor... Have you ever seen Eddie Izzard's stand-up. I think he is the funniest man alive
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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Gee, I go to bed and this place starts jumpin' and jivin'. Seems I got some catching up to do here.
Sense of humor. Well, being a "court jester", I guess without a sense of humor I'd seem rather foolish (in an unfunny kind of way). Sometimes I say that if I didn't have my sense of humor I wouldn't have much else. Sad, isn't it? I think a sense of humor is very important 'cause if you take things too seriously, you could end up being a very bitter and uptight individual. Similar sense of humors is a bonus - you can laugh at the same things and makes the moment all the more enjoyable. I agree with Rose that if you have to explain WHY something is funny, then that kills the moment.
Tristan - thanks for the standing ovation comment. I aim to please (and entertain, of course!)
As for this boob massaging business, well, I'm told I'm pretty good when it comes to massages. Any takers? 
O Captain, My Captain? (or the other way around)
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The official Court Jester of the Mythical Land that is Iowa! Woohoo!!
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Oh I love your little court jester in your signature!!! he's adorable.
I pictured you more like this
Tristan these are for you
PR- these are yours
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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JQ - hope you didn't think I was being crowded out by the well-endowed. I'm perfectly happy with my size. And when I want the girls to come out to play, Victoria makes some wonderful items that give the appearance of more. I've just been filling my head with other types of endowments...the life insurance kind. Got a test on Sat. that has got to be the most confusing thing I've ever studied for. Questions are written to purposefully trick you into the wrong answer. That bites.
My funny seems to be on vacation for the moment. Hopefully it's just a long weekend and not a 'holiday.'
Life's still okay...had a GREAT lesson on my horse on Tuesday, so that was a bright spot, but I'm stressed about this stupid test. That's the problem when people think you're smart: You've got to live up to their expectations or you look like a loser.
NV: Why not just ask GND what she thinks? Just casually bring it up..."Hey, I'm really enjoying spending time with you. We're great friends and maybe there could more there, maybe not. I just want to get a sense of where you're coming from so I can know where the boundaries of our relationship are..." or maybe in a way that's not quite as sterile as what I wrote (MSG...come put your spin on it). Just get it out there and see what she thinks. If you do it in a casual, non-"I SOOOOOOOO into you" way, and she only wants friendship, you're good. If she wants more, you're good. Two sides of goodness in my book is just plain good.
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"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." - George Bernard Shaw
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Originally posted by msg:
Oh I love your little court jester in your signature!!! he's adorable.
I pictured you more like this
Thanks for the thought MsG, but I have to admit, there's something kinda creepy about a cartoonish smiley with what seems like human hands.
Thought is appreciated though! And I'm glad you like the one I have - I actually borrowed it from VerseExplorer (by the way VerseExplorer, thanks for providing it!!) O Captain, My Captain? (or the other way around)
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Rugbug- so is this test for you to be an insurance broker??? HUGS and wishes of great luck on the test. here's a four leaf clover 
See I think what you said is fine. I always say, if you want to know the answer to a question, you have to ask it!
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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Originally posted by msg:
See I think what you said is fine. I always say, if you want to know the answer to a question, you have to ask it!
You beat me to the punch, MsG.
You'll never know unless you ask her, NV.
I'll be thinking about you!To all, Good night. It's the end of my work day, and tonight we're eating leftovers. Hoo-ha.
See you all tomorrow.
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Originally posted by msg:
Rugbug- so is this test for you to be an insurance broker??? HUGS and wishes of great luck on the test. here's a four leaf clover
*eyes glaze over*
Ooooh...purdy!! (yes, I got some Irish in me)
O Captain, My Captain? (or the other way around)
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The official Court Jester of the Mythical Land that is Iowa! Woohoo!!
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