CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #7
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, November 9, 2006 04:05
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The man on the stairs sneakily approaching River failed to realize the potentially lethal ballistic potential of a bowl of soup and chopsticks.
Oh, by the way, this is amazing -
Mal (sarcastically): So what does our futures hold for us little one?
River: (deadpan)little children...
Mal *chokes on food*
"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card
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RIVER:"I see....a black dog...?"
PROFESSOR TRELAWNEY:"IT'S THE GRIM!!!!!"
OR
RIVER:"I can kill people with my brain, but i can't fill this bowl with a decent meal...does that seem right to you?"
OR(here's and odd one)
RIVER:"Where'd my urine sample go?"
JAYNE:*urk!*
OR
RIVER:"There is no bowl...."
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River: This is just a bowl, an object in space that time forgot. Oh god make me a stone. Bullet in the brainpan squish.
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River: wow, this new Nintendo controller is amazing... so revolutionary...
or
River: I feel like chicken to-
Everyone else: NNNNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!
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Quote:
Mayhap an old joke at this point, but...
River: I FOUND NEMO!!!!
“I loath bus stations. Terrible places. Full of lost luggage and lost souls.”
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JAYNE (VO): Smells like crotch.
RIVER: ...but tastes like Reaver.
bun
~Bastards singed my turtle~
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River: ...and then your intestines were dragged out of your belly, cut up, made into sau-
Mal: RIVER! What have we told you about describing the death of our food while were eating!?!
or
River: oops...i killed it with my brain.
and
River: Wow...you can make a rainbow out of protein...
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River: Please, God, make me a scone.
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Quote:
Originally posted by pdcharles:
River: Please, God, make me a scone.
Now that's humor.
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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RIVER: Bao? Oh, wow!
JAYNE (OS): What'd I say? Barking mad!
bun
~Bastards braised my turtle~
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