CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #7
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, November 9, 2006 04:05
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Woo hoo! What a great round! Lots of great captions, and the best of the best selected for voting...and the best of them? Well, y'all picked it! And I must say, I agree! So here's this weeks winner:
LITTLE MAN LOVES FIRE
An awesome shiny victory for Rainstick!
Now onto creepifyin' captioning with a morbid moment...or not so much...but here she is anyway, as we leap from Tam to Tam!
River(thinking): I have soup...what to do, what to do...
Allright, now give it your best caption(s)!
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River: Just an object... No... it's a fly.
OR
River: *screams* Shepherd's Hair!!!!
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River: Eww...I almost swallowed a bug!
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Love keeps her in the air when she outta fall down, tells you she's hurting before she keels. Makes her a home.
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River: this must be what crotch smells like
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"Listen, if you got guests I can come back later."
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River: It does smell like crotch.
or
River: Bowls of two, smells like poo.
Or
The truth behind River's precognition:
Tea leaves.
Or
River: There's a hole in my food bowl dear Simon, a hole!
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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River: Who's up for a game of frisbee?!
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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Miss River: "Romper Stomper Bomper Boo, Tell me tell me tell me do...."
MAL "You only gotta scare him."
JAYNE "Pain is scary..."
http://www.fireflytalk.com - Big Damn Podcast
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This is the scene where River is using her genius brain to calculate the volume of Jayne's blood that would fill her bowl, and how long it would take her... give adequate vacuuming systems.
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"What the world needs now is love, sweet love - it's the only thing that there's just too little of. What the world needs now is love, sweet love. No, not just for some, but for everyone."
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River proves that you can kill someone with a rubber band
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(what was Rainstick's winning caption, BTW ... it wasn't put on the caption at the beginning of this thread)
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
As River ponders on an acceptable way to get a little crazy, she asks herself: "Shall I do the soup thing? It's always a hoot and they don't all die from it."
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"Mei-mei, everything I have is right here." -- Simon Tam
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