Loafer's Nook 24- Flowers off the wall
POSTED BY: Jadehand
UPDATED: Wednesday, November 1, 2006 13:38
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ah, same here, so...
*EDITS POST*
Why don't people just crack your banks software with an adaptive key scanning algorithm?
I wouldn't suggest brute force though, that will take 10 billion years.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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LMAO!!!
(I knew the pet name already, which is why I'm currently choking as I type!
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Quote:
Originally posted by citizen:
Why don't people just crack your banks software with an adaptive key scanning algorithm?
Cuz, given recent Serenifly related vacation activities, and a daughter's post-secondary education costs, not to mention gas prices, food for me, etc., anyone wishing to rob my bank accounts would be receiving pennies relative to the minutes required to gain the information. Ergo, wouldn't make much difference to me, at least right now, lol!
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Hack away!
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Serenity: Cowichan wool.
For example: http://www.sa-cinn.com/cowichanmain.htm
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Oh, I'm glad no one knows my Porn name... I mean really there's only a couple of you that have seen those. I was only in a few.
"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.
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I had to post these, I nearly dies reading these - enjoy!
Every year, English teachers from across America can submit their collections of actual analogies and metaphors found in high school essays. These excerpts are published each year to the amusement of teachers across the country. Here are last year's winners.
1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.
2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.
3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who went blind because he looked at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it and now goes around the country speaking at high schools about the dangers of looking at a solar eclipse without one of those boxes with a pinhole in it.
4. She grew on him like she was a colony of E. Coli, and he was room-temperature Canadian beef.
5. She had a deep, throaty, genuine laugh, like that sound a dog makes just before it throws up.
6. Her vocabulary was as bad as, like, whatever.
7. He was as tall as a six-foot, three-inch tree.
8. The revelation that his marriage of 30 years had disintegrated because of his wife's infidelity came as a rude shock, like a surcharge at a formerly surcharge-free ATM machine.
9. The little boat gently drifted across the pond exactly the way a bowling ball wouldn't.
10. McBride fell 12 stories, hitting the pavement like a Hefty bag filled with vegetable soup.
11. From the attic came an unearthly howl. The whole scene had an eerie, surreal quality, like when you're on vacation in another city and
Jeopardy comes on at 7:00 p.m. instead of 7:30.
12. Her hair glistened in the rain like a nose hair after a sneeze.
13. The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease.
14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains, one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the other from Topeka at 4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.
15. They lived in a typical suburban neighborhood with picket fences that resembled Nancy Kerrigan's teeth.
16. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.
17. He fell for her like his heart was a mob informant, and she was the East River.
18. Even in his last years, Granddad had a mind like a steel trap,only one that had been left out so long, it had rusted shut.
19. Shots rang out, as shots are wont to do.
20. The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.
21. The young fighter had a hungry look, the kind you get from not eating for a while.
22. He was as lame as a duck. Not the metaphorical lame duck, either, but a real duck that was actually lame, maybe from stepping on a land mine or something.
23. The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.
24. It was an American tradition, like fathers chasing kids around with power tools.
25. He was deeply in love. When she spoke, he thought he heard bells, as if she were a garbage truck backing up.
I actually kinda like the 'as shots are wont to do' - makes me think of Jasper Fforde.
I remeber one from an english kid my dad showed me a few years ago - Milton wrote Paradise Lost, then he wife left him and he wrote Paradise Regained.
Classic.
Isn't sanity really a one trick pony, anyway?I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking! But when you're good and crazy...ooh hoo hoo hoo... the skys the limit!
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Oh, that's funny.
#9 has obviously read Douglas Adams.
#18 and 20 made me laugh out loud.
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Quote:
Originally posted by cozen:
Serenity: Cowichan wool.
For example: http://www.sa-cinn.com/cowichanmain.htm
Thank you!!!! That is awesome!
Serenity,
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Bride8
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Thank you. I needed that.
16 amuses me so. 20 is just hi-larious.
"But you sleep like a ghost with me
It's as simple as that
So tell me I'm mad
Roll me up and breathe me in
Come to my madness
My opium den
Come to my madness
Make sense of it again."
Goodbye to all that. III-The Opium Den (Brave)-Marillion
visit WWW.Marillion.com for a better way of life.
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some of those were actually good, but some...yeah. especially finding your spouse of 30 years cheating on you somehow equivalent to finding your atm machine now has a surcharge O_o
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