Loafer's Nook - 23 skidoo and more fooding.
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UPDATED: Saturday, October 21, 2006 10:32
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Originally posted by citizen:Quote:Women, so selfish
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
Here's a little insight into the female mind: Make your own damn sandwich.
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I believe that they feel sick and tired of being expected to cook and clean.
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I believe that they feel sick and tired of being expected to cook and clean.
Suck up 
Since when do you have to cook a sandwich?
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Originally posted by citizen:
I believe that they feel sick and tired of being expected to cook and clean.
Suck up
Since when do you have to cook a sandwich?
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Semantic loophole, touche!
I'm a lover, not fighter.
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This is how you get a woman to make you a sandwich:
You tell her how beautiful she is and how much you appreciate her and how she works too hard and how she should sit down and relax. Maybe give her a foot massage. Then, after pampering her a bit, ask her if she's hungry and then say "Don't sandwiches sound nice? Would you like me to make you a sandwich?" and 9 times out of 10, she'll offer to make them herself.
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
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If it helps, I don't need a sandwich at the moment.
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Quote:So subterfuge and cloak and dagger stuff then? Sounds like to much work, I'll ring for a pizza.
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
This is how you get a woman to make you a sandwich:
You tell her how beautiful she is and how much you appreciate her and how she works too hard and how she should sit down and relax. Maybe give her a foot massage. Then, after pampering her a bit, ask her if she's hungry and then say "Don't sandwiches sound nice? Would you like me to make you a sandwich?" and 9 times out of 10, she'll offer to make them herself.
Would you like a pizza?
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Ok, so lets get to specifics - why do men scratch themselve, why do they walk around with their hands down the front of their pants like a child with a precious teddy bear?
no, sorry, carried away.
real question, why have men not got it yet that that when a women uses the word 'fine' (even when its hissed through clenched teeth) she means that she's anything but fine.
(infact, quick translation, 'fine' in female-speak often means 'yes, i'm extremely pissed off at you but i'm not going to explain why, you inordinately stupid oaf, because you aught to be able to guess exactly what it is you have done to wrong me. In the meantime i'm going to smile and be gracious infront of our family and friends and you had better quake in fear because if you still haven't worked it out by the time we get home man are you in for it.)
its just this handy form of short hand.
And listen to Serenity, you'll never get dumped again.
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Quote:The alternative question is:
(infact, quick translation, 'fine' in female-speak often means 'yes, i'm extremely pissed off at you but i'm not going to explain why, you inordinately stupid oaf, because you aught to be able to guess exactly what it is you have done to wrong me. In the meantime i'm going to smile and be gracious infront of our family and friends and you had better quake in fear because if you still haven't worked it out by the time we get home man are you in for it.)
Why haven't women got it yet that when they say 'fine' men here fine and assume the teeth grinding must have nothing to do with them because everything is fine.
Women seem to understand we're idiots one minute, then not the next. Crazy
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Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
This is how you get a woman to make you a sandwich:
You tell her how beautiful she is and how much you appreciate her and how she works too hard and how she should sit down and relax. Maybe give her a foot massage. Then, after pampering her a bit, ask her if she's hungry and then say "Don't sandwiches sound nice? Would you like me to make you a sandwich?" and 9 times out of 10, she'll offer to make them herself.
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/
Yes, but if you still make the sandwich for her she will remember that you did everything. A believe me in the long run it's worth it. In the future she will take the time to do everything for you in return, secure in the knowledge that you are straight shooting, square G, keeper type of guy that holds up his even end.
It's an investment and the pay off is mutual. The trick is to make the conscious effort to think of her interests, make a serious effort and then soon you will no longer think of things as her's and mine, but as our's.
It takes a bit more effort than ordering pizza, but pizza delivery is cheap, and superficial like all other forms of instant gratification. If you really want to impress, make her dinner from scratch. Not very many men are willing to do that. She will appreciate it and if she doesn't she isn't worth your time because she's a taker.
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Originally posted by citizen:Quote:So subterfuge and cloak and dagger stuff then? Sounds like to much work, I'll ring for a pizza.
Originally posted by CallMeSerenity:
This is how you get a woman to make you a sandwich:
You tell her how beautiful she is and how much you appreciate her and how she works too hard and how she should sit down and relax. Maybe give her a foot massage. Then, after pampering her a bit, ask her if she's hungry and then say "Don't sandwiches sound nice? Would you like me to make you a sandwich?" and 9 times out of 10, she'll offer to make them herself.
Would you like a pizza?
Yes please. Plain cheese, hand tossed crust.
And no, you silly person, you. It's not cloak and dagger. Women have this natural desire to nurture. To feed and clothe and pamper. BUT, to tap into that innate nurturing, we have to feel loved and appreciated. It's not a complicated system. Be nice to us, we'll be nice to you.
Serenity,
President of The Juggled Gosling Chatroom
Bride8
http://callmeserenity.livejournal.com/
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