Malcolm Reynolds vs. James Kirk (in his prime): who'd win in a good old fashioned fistfight?
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Wednesday, October 11, 2006 01:08
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i thought canadians didn't believe in violence(unless they're hockey players)
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I'd have to go with Mal on this one, especially if it was his crew at stake. Kirk, on the other hand just orders up a new red shirt for the last one got hisself killed. Mal would fight dirty. Kirk would come in with one of his fisticuffs to Mal's jaw. He'd connect but we know Mal can take it. Mal'd simply stomp down on Kirk's kneecap, turning it into red pulp. Down goes Kirk all busted up and just to make sure he stays down, Mal'd kick the living sh** out of Kirk one last time.
'Course after the fight, Mal'd say something like "Oh was that supposed to be a fistfight? Sorry 'bout that", wipes the blood from the corner of his mouth and walks away, crew all saved.
"Report!"
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