Malcolm Reynolds vs. James Kirk (in his prime): who'd win in a good old fashioned fistfight?
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Wednesday, October 11, 2006 01:08
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Originally posted by CletusMusashi:
In an old fashioned fist fight, Mal would win.
Reason?
He'd bring a gun.
I'll be in my bunk.
Hahahahaha! Very true!
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Mal wouldn't hit Kirk. That's what he has Jayne for. And Kirk would be too busy smirking at Inara.
Have you guys read the piss-take in 'Finding Serenity?' Archer et al about to become the dinner cabaret for a reaver ship.
Reaver Tribbles?
....
Actually, I now have a crackfic...Kaylee. A li'l petshop/deli out on the Rim. And a basket of little custard-coloured furballs that she and River think are just so darn cute.
Of course, the first one that growled at Jayne would end up as a sandwich...
Has anyone written this? If not - Shall I write it?
(This is incidentally and actually a lot saner than anything else I've been plotting.)
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*is scared*
Then by all means, go with that crackfic. I don't want to see the insaner stuff!
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Best stay away from the Blue Sun Room, then.
I've been reading Pratchett, Neal Asher and Philip K Dick...and I've been reacquainting myself with my movie collection. *Hums 'Anything Goes* - the Chinese version*
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Mal, hands down (or fists up rather). I mean Mal has had a rough life and has an even rougher attitude. Kirk just sits in his chair and sends those poor saps in the red shirts out to die.
"Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly coming to a middle." http://whimsicalnbrainpan.blogspot.com/
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Mal would SO kick Kirk's ass! I think Kirk would be too busy talking in that slow stunted dialect of his, to notice the K.O. sucker punch Mal would be throwing his way.
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Kirk always wins a fist fight...Mal gets bailed out to often. I gotta go with kirk...and damn was he handsome in his younger years!!!!!!
What about Han solo?
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mal would kick the crap out of Kirk, simply because, while Kirk may be better trained, and all such, Mal is a back-alley scuffler. When Kirk was expecting a haymaker, he'd be surprised by a kick in the balls.........all my money goes on Mal.
WE'RE GONNA CRASH? I DON'T WANNA CRASH!
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Shamrock Vs. Ortiz...Reynolds vs. Kirk...Tough to call, but, I think the younger would win. Ortiz and Reynolds, that's who I'd put my money on.
"Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all." - Malcolm Reynolds
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Mal belongs to the George Washington underdog school of fighting: you don't have to win, you just have to not lose. He takes the abuse and hangs in there until circumstances turn in his favor.
OK, how about River Tam v. Obi-Wan Kenobi?
It's okay to leave them to die.
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