Kelkhil's Pub - temporarily hijacked while management is away.

POSTED BY: Nicodemus
UPDATED: Tuesday, October 10, 2006 23:58
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MAXIMUSCHAPOLINIUS

Friday, October 6, 2006 8:22 PM

Hey there...just coming in for some fresh milk...{silently going back to work}

I explain the milk thingy on another thread

"Don't cry because it's over---smile because it happened!

BUFF

KELKHIL

Friday, October 6, 2006 8:37 PM

One fresh glass of Milk for the mommy to be! Congrats!

Belly up to that bar Boys and Girls! We have some good news to drink to!

Kelkhil

The Shirtless Forsaken

VERSEEXPLORER

Friday, October 6, 2006 10:32 PM

I just read the GOOD NEWS thread. Congratulations!
Kelkhil, can I have an Australian Cowboy for my left hand and a US Buttery Nibble for my right. Cheers!

I made a web site to introduce my friends to the 'Verse.
http://web.mac.com/arcadianlc

JONNYQUEST

Friday, October 6, 2006 11:22 PM

Is this what you call "counter culture"?

*smiles smugly to himself at multple layer wordplay*

There's US and OZ, Cowboys and Nipples, Hiatus and Lowatus (I thought it was cute, DTH), right and left-handed drinking for VE, a baby for Maximus, and not one for MSG (although I'm confused by the "Happy Dance"; thought you wanted one), and of course, Kelkhil's bar itself with Kelkhil as a "patron".

Butterscotch IS the greatest flavor ever invented. So keep 'em coming, Nico the great fill-in barkeep, by whatever name you choose to call 'em until I break the place up again.

Oh, and Kelkhil, if you're still about, thanks for installing the trapeze bar from the rafter. I now have a place to hang from in comfort. So when someone tells me to drink up, I can!!

EDIT: Oh, and Maximus Mudder's Milk is on me. We were going to toast earlier anyway. And, hell, Give MSG whatever she wants. My feet are coordinated but I'll join her happy dance if she's willin'.

"Well, here I am."

NICODEMUS

Saturday, October 7, 2006 2:52 AM

*Fills a long line of shotglasses with the butterscotch-y goodness that's known by different names in different places.*

Now, given that this is the first weekend of this regime's dictatorship, I mean, management, I think we need some live entertainment.

*Dims all lights except for a pair of spotlights aimed at the stage, where Fanty and Mingo are warming up to sing "I feel pretty, oh so pretty". *

Sorry, just had to do it, plus it ties in nicely with the current picture thread

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If you find yourself getting too worked up about stuff that isn't real (RP Threads etc), then go outside, breathe in some fresh air and try feeding the ducks. (Because ducks don't care about your politics, religion, skin colour, choice of music or even your haircut. They like everyone, provided you bring them food.)

MAGDALENA

Saturday, October 7, 2006 3:22 AM

Ooooh - thank you - Cowboys.. er Slippery.. Oh gimme!

I love you guys - you just kep getting more and more damn pretty every time I come in here...

SHINYKITTEN

Saturday, October 7, 2006 4:34 AM

heya fellow forsaken barflys!!
this bar is my most favourite place to hang out now...we should have a sappy theme song...

hmmm, cowboys, hey?? (yes, we love you too, Magda...put down the shotglass, sweetie...)
none for me, i firmly believe that milk-based alcohol (such as baileys)is EVIL...EEEEEVVIIIIILLL....
i'll stick with my clear spirits, thanks. on that note, a lemon, lime, vodka please barkeep.

good work keeping the bar open Nico...heh, i don't know if you've ever been to the UK, but EVERY pub in the UK has at least one Aussie on their bar staff. and now we've extended that into the virtual realms!! well, Aussie bartenders are some of the best in the world...we do take our alcohol consumption pretty seriously...

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If Cavemen and Astronauts had a fight....

NICODEMUS

Saturday, October 7, 2006 4:37 AM

A theme song sounds like a good idea.

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If you find yourself getting too worked up about stuff that isn't real (RP Threads etc), then go outside, breathe in some fresh air and try feeding the ducks. (Because ducks don't care about your politics, religion, skin colour, choice of music or even your haircut. They like everyone, provided you bring them food.)

MAGDALENA

Saturday, October 7, 2006 4:45 AM

It's the Aussie Happy Hour at Kelkhils! Lets start... er continue with some Bundy & Coke!!

NICODEMUS

Saturday, October 7, 2006 4:56 AM

Yay for bundy, everyone's favorite sugar-cane derivative.

just be careful when going to the toilet, or you may end up seeing this:

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If you find yourself getting too worked up about stuff that isn't real (RP Threads etc), then go outside, breathe in some fresh air and try feeding the ducks. (Because ducks don't care about your politics, religion, skin colour, choice of music or even your haircut. They like everyone, provided you bring them food.)

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