CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #4
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, October 12, 2006 19:03
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OP: "And what would you do if I did this?"
DR: *giggles* (like the Pillsbury Doughboy)
DR: (say in your best gay voice) "Thats not my belly. Or is it. Tickle fight! Ha - Ha - ah - Ha!"
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OP: "Stop running from me! Its time to change your bag. IF we don't your sh*t is gonna get all over the place, literally!"
DR: "But I don't wanna. I like my sh*t all over the place."
"Six men came to kill me one time. The best of 'em carried this. It's a Killhan full-bore autolock, customized trigger, double cartridge, thorough-gage. This is my very favorite gun."
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As Dr. Mathias convulsed in pain, the Operative took a quick measurement in order to see what type of incision he would need to make. This is because, unbeknownst to most, the Operative himself was a doctor as well.
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Mathias: "AUUUGHH!!!!!!!"
Op: "Hmm...looks like we got an Alien here...how long ago did you get the face hugger treatment?"
Mathias: "...two weeks ago...guh..."
Op: "Well, that explains the face..."
Mathias: "WHAT?"
Op: "Nothing. This is odd, usually they come out the stomach. Looks nice we're gonna need to make an incision."
Mathias: "NOOOO!!!!"
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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Op - "I'm not touching you. I'm not touching you."
Dr. Mathias - "Moooooooooooooooooooom."
"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card
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Doc: sorry, but i forgot my sword.
Op: .... .... oh for fraks sake!!! The one day i forget my sowrd!!! *sign* fine, i'll just have to go with the "tickle you to death" move!
Doc: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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Op: *Force poke!*
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TRAIN!!!
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Operative: Wait a gorram second... (grab) Is that my tie?!
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
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Doctor: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
Operative: Holy crap! How in the 9 circles of hell did you get your, uh, "plow" locked in that bank deposit box?
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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Quote:
In the end, Data really, really regretted telling The Operative where his off switch was.
OR
Perhaps building Muppets(TM) with feelings and nerve endings was a bad idea. The Muppeteers had a hard time with them.
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Worst Indian Burn Ever!
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Op: What's that? Down there?
Dr. M: Oh GOD! It's a copy of Episode 3!!! GET IT AWAY!!!
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Operative: Holy Crap! What is that on your chest! Let me get that!
Dr. Mathias: NO!
Operative: Oh! Oh...that's your tie...I thought that was a huge centipede. What the hell are you thinking, segmenting your tie like that?
OR
Chiwetel: God that's huge!
Michael: I know. I can't believe I have to wear this belt buckle.
Chiwetel: Ummm..yeah...the buckle. That's what I was talking about...and nothing else!
More later!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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The Operative tries to help Dr. Mathias with the Heartbreak of Psoriasis.
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Operative: We're short one in the Ariel stage production of 'The Full Monty.'
Dr Mathias: NOOOOOOO!
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Operative: Doctor, you have been chosen as Jabba the Hutt's 'Playbeing of the Week.'
Dr. Mathias: KILL ME NOW!!!
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Or
Operative: As you are a losing contestant on 'You Bet Your Life,' Doctor, I'm here to present you with your parting gift...this nice sword!
Dr Mathias: Ooooo...*pause* NOT SHINY! NOT SHIIIINY!
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RMMC
"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."
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Dr: AUGH! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!
Op: What!? What is it man?! What--the hell? Dude, it's just a baby reaver.
Dr: I DON'T CARE! KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!
Op: I can't believe I came running in here for this. What's it gonna do? Gum you to death? Seriously, what are you, like 30 something? Just kick it.
Dr: NO! WAIT! AHHHHHHHH!
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Dr. Mathias was assaulted by the fashion police when he made the mistake of wearing white after labor day.
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"The answers we find are never what we had in mind."
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