CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #4
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Thursday, October 12, 2006 19:03
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Op: Look at it.
Dr: No.
Op: LOOK AT IT!
Dr: NOOOO! It's scary!
Op: Oh for the sake of Buddha! It is just a BK King mask...
OR
Dr: I'M THE ONE THEY CALL DR. FEELGOOD! YEEEEEEAAAAHHH!
Op: Okay, Vince...time for your meds...come along...
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When Dr. M professes a disbelief in psychic
surgery, the Operative volunteers a
demonstration on his gall-bladder.
bun
~bastards singed my turtle~
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Operative: Things aren't always as they appear.
This looks like a finger, but it is not.
It's a sonic screw driver that will give you immence pleasure.
Dr.: Oooooooo, Aaaaaaaaah, OMG!
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Operative: ...and THIS is for putting baseball first!!!
Fox executive: AHHH!!! MY LIVER!!!
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TRAIN!!!
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Mathias: (bawling like a baby)
Operative: If you carry on this noise, you're going straight onto the naughty step!
Anybody who disagrees with any of this violently can do so. But no matter what you do, "You can't take the sky from me".
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Quote:
Seconds before he landed on The Operative's sword, Dr. Mathias realized that his wallet, had indeed, been stolen.
OR
Extreme Sports of the Future: EXTREME TAILORING!
OR
Op: Who's a little Pillsbury doughboy? Who is? YOU ARE! THAT's RIGHT! YOU!
Dr. M: *giggle* HEY! Knock that off!
OR
Joss (OS): Okay, this time Chiwetel, I want you hit him in the kidneys harder.
Hitchcock: You can't be serious!
OR
Op: If we hurry, after Serenity, we can go see "Into the Blue"!
Dr M: I DON'T WANNA!!! YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!
OR
Taking convention costumes too far, "The Operative" real name Leroy Johnson, jabbed in the kidneys and stabbed "Doctor Mathias" real name Todd Jenkins, in the gut before security told him that his sword would have to be peacebonded.
OR
Chiwetel: Damn dirty Pirate!
Michael: ARRRRR!!! NINJA!
Joss (OS Furiously flipping through script): What the hell?
OR
Guess it's time for Doctor Who #11.
OR
TONIGHT! ON EXTREME ALLIANCE WRESTLING! MATHIAS vs THE OPERATIVE...IN A STEEL CAGE!!!
Hope I can come up with some more later!
Kaylee: "What's so damn important about being proper? It don't mean nothing out here in the black."
Simon: "It means more out here. It's all I have..."
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Op: C'mon! They're selling tickets to SERENITY 2!!!
Dr: Butbutbut...I'm waiting for Flightplan 2!!!
Op: Don't make me kill you...
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Op: Does it hurt when I do this? *poke*
Dr: OWWW!
Op: And what about th--
Dr: --OWWW!
Op: Hrmm...what if I take a sword and...
Dr: OH GOD OH GOD! I'M GONNA DIE!
OR
Op: Who does Number 2 work for?!?
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Operative: Before I kill you, I'm going to force you to sign over all your 'versely assets to the "Barney For Parliment" fund.
Mathias: NOOOOO!!!!!
or
Operative: This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home, this little piggy...
Mathias: Bad Touch!!
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RMMC
"Those grenades?"
"Captain don't want 'em."
"Jayne, we're robbing the place, we're not occupying it."
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