Life Onboard Serenity: Second Terraformed Planet to the right....
POSTED BY: Choo1701
UPDATED: Friday, October 6, 2006 23:58
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18 months later....
(its a 2001/Mystery Science Theatre joke, don't worry...
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How are we all then?
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ITS ALIVE! ITS ALIVE!!!!
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*62 finally realised that no one loved him and he will kill serenity with the a bomb he had in his back pocket.. but then he remembered his legs were in the cargobay probably stinking up the place*
"damn.. aw screw it" mumbles 62 while picking a a monkey wrench and dragged himself around looking for scrap metal to make into legs..
oh by the way.. sorry for not being on for a while, had things to do places to see.. but im back now so all is well..
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It's ok 62. Glad to have you back.
*Pain scooped some more food onto his plate and said*
I wouldn't mind listenin' to that story preacher. It ain't like I have anythin' better to do.
*Etria elbowed Pain in the side and gave him a look.Pain gave her a smile and said to her in a low tone*
Hey if'n you got somethin' better the two of us could be doin', then I'm all ears.
*Book replied*
It's not that good really.
*Jayne smiled and chimed in*
Aw come on preacher. We don't mind ya tellin' a story.
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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bump! and...i can't think ofd a good story. No idea why... 
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interesting question 13, hmm, 13 has strength but wolf isnt always wrestling with his conciuns (sp) like 13 is, also wolf is much more quick thinking, (13s a bit of a nucklehead), but 13 is faster, wolf is more inventive and has more inginuity, but 13 has the advantage that if his leg falls off he is able to hit people with it. on the other hand wolf is more passionate, and 13 could take advantage of that,(famlity and friends.) but then again cut the right wires and 13 falls to the ground like a ragdoll. interesting idea.
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The meaning of life is 62
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BUMPING! Sorry I've been away. I'm just really busy over on the other site that I play on.
*Book replied to Jayne*
I don't think it'd be appropiate for young ears.
*Book motioned to Kaylee and Ertia as he said that. Jayne snorted and said*
Aww come on preacher, it ain't like they never heard anythin' dirty before.
*Jayne glanced at Ertia, smiled and said*
'Specially Ertia here. I'm sure Pain tells her way more dirtier stuff than what's in yer story preacher.
*Pain gave Jayne a look and said*
Jayne you leave my girl outta this. What I say to her is none of your gorram business.
*Mal, frustrated at all the bickering going on, said*
Jayne shut your mouth or I'll shut it for you. Dong ma?
*Jayne looked at the Captain, saw that he was serious, and said, scowling*
Aw screw this I'll be in my bunk.
*Jayne angrily heaped some more food onto his plate, then got up and left for his bunk. Pain wiped his face off with his napkin and said as he got up*
Well I'm goin' to bed. If'n anyone needs me you know where to find me.
*Pain kissed Ertia on the head and left for his bunk. Fly turned to Book and said*
So Book lets hear this story of yours.
*Book replied as he got up*
Perhaps another time Miss Fly. If you all don't mind, I think I'll go to my room and read a few passages.
*Amid the disappointed groans from some of the crew, Mal said to Book*
You ain't be needin' my permission to leave the table preacher. You go on with your readin' while the rest of us go on with our eatin'.
*Book gave Mal a slight nod and left the galley. Ertia finished her meal, wiped offf her face with her napkin, and said as she took her and Pain's plates to the sink*
I believe it's my turn to do the dishes. Fly you want to help?
*Fly took a sip off her tea and said*
Sure why not Ertia just give me a minute to finish eatin'.
*Everyone returned to their meal while Ertia waited at the sink, thinking of what her and Pain's life would be like once they left Serenity.*
Where is everyone? *Calls out into the Black* Hello? Where'd everybody go?
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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We're right here, Doctor. Right here.
" 'Ertia?' " I frowned. Why did that name sound so familiar?
"Szatsu. Kinda peculiar name," the captain remarked, leaning back in his chair while surveying me carefully.
I drew a small, false smile. I'd heard that remark more than once, and long since grown tired of it.
"Don't quite understand the purpose of names," the numbered manboy murmured. "Numbers are so much simpler." He paused, then grinned bitterly. "Can't particularly remember mine, so my opinions more than a little clouded."
"Why 13?" I asked suddenly. "Seems awfully unlucky."
The manboy's eyes flashed momentarily. Not metaphorically, but literal flashing. I was taken aback.
One of the two women snorted derisively.
"What's so funny, Fly?" 13 asked, eyes sated.
It was strange; the way he looked at her. A subtle change in his face, almost a relaxation.
"If'n Szatsu knew ya the way we did, he wouldn't bother sayin' you're unlucky."
13 snorted. "Remember that time I got my legs cut off by that grenade on Zenith?"
"Or the cops at Londinium?" Pain said. "Damn good fun, that."
"Or when you punched through that one fella's head?"
"Good times," Mal said sarcastically.
I didn't bother asking how 13 had his legs cut off , yet walked, or how he had punched through a person's head. I thought it was best not to.
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*Pain walked over to Ertia, gave her another kiss then said*
Well I'm off to bed folks.
*Pain walked out of the galley, stopping at the doorframe. He turned around and said to 13*
Hey 13 why don't you tell Szatsu here about the time you wore womens clothin'. I'm pretty sure Fly won't mind showin' that capture of you all dolled out.
*Pain started to chuckle as he walked to his bunk's hatch, 13 yelling at him as Pain entered his bunk*
HEY I LOOKED PRETTY GORRAM GOOD IN THAT DRESS!!
*Fly chuckled and said*
Sure you did 13 sure you did.
*13 said in a slightly pretend shocked tone*
Well I did Fly.
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WWJD: What Would Jayne Do?
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"You alright preacher?" Choo called as he went up the ladder to see Niska (who is currently occupying Wolf's old cell).
"Fine thank you." Book called.
Tapping the combination into the lock, Choo wasn't prepared to be knocked back by Niska ramming into him the second the door opened.
Slaming into the floor below, Choo lasped in and out of concusiness. Book opened his door only to find the hilt of a gun in his face.
"Bodyguards, can always be.ur....teachers, my friend." Niska said, slightly out of breath
Turning Niska saw the young doctor appear around the corner. Before Simon could say anything, Niska threw a punch into the docs stomach, making him double over.
With that he grabbed Choo's Battered old Rifle, checked the clip (full) and headed for the cargo
bay...
Meanwhile:
Wash and John were standing over the navigation console as Mal came in.
"Whats our ETA?" he asked
"Should be no more than two hours. Nearest Alliance presence is a good five, so their should be no worries there," Wash said with a smile.
I'm just a noob for causing trouble 
BTW: thought Niska would have learned a thing or two about fighting, guns and strength from his henchmen or something. Something you wouldn't expect.
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ESCAPEE!!!
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*wolf stepped out of the gally to and up to the bridge. niska looked behind him and shot wolf in the chest. in one brief moment of pain wolf kept his wits about him and punched the gun out of his hand. john and wash ran out of the bridge just in time to see wolf fall flat on his face with a growing pool of blood surrounding him, john kicked niska in the face knocking him unconcious, wash picked up wolf.*
wash" help me here!"
john" sorry."
* as they carried him away, book came out of his bunk, saw the limp niska.*
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we are THE FORSAKEN and we aim to burn!
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