CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #1
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UPDATED: Saturday, September 16, 2006 02:53
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"Joss, just how much more dark and brooding do you want?"
Traveler
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Mal(singing cadence)-*this is my weapon ,this is my gun,this is for pleasure, this is for fun!
or
Mal-*Gorramn it! I know I just saw a space monkey on my gorramn ship!
or
Mal-*I don't care what kinda dance you were doin' ,Jayne, we work before we play!
Now go put your rain stick up!
And Jayne ,pull up your pants!
Jayne-* Aawww!
Alway's misbehavin'
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Yes, ladies and gentleman, this exquisite piece can be yours for the low-low price of only nineteen nine ninety-nine. Call now; supplies are limited!
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Grand High Poobah of the Mythical Land of Iowa, and Keeper of State Secrets
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In reference to above.
"Sing Song River Voice: [whispering] Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Mal: Who said that? Who the rut said that? Who's the slimy little Purple Belly gos se twinkle-toed boy-whore-sucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy ruttin' godmother said it! Out-ruttin'-standing! I will P.T. you all until you ruttin' die!"
"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card
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Mal: Ya know you MSTK3 folk all look alike, now are you Tom Servo or Crow?
Gun (thinking): What an idiot. Doesn't he know it's MST3K? And note to self...shoot agent for not telling me of off Broadway musical of "Guns of Navarone"
It's a nothing part til you don't got one, then you have to go to ebay.....aaaaagh!
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In actual practice, Joss is prepared to use
something more draconian than the "chain of
command" in eliciting the desired responses
from his actors. Here he urges Nathan to work
harder imitating Summer's "scrunch" face.
bun
9/19 Arrrrrrrh!
9/20 Happy Birthday, Captain Mal!!
9/24 Ditto, TCM!!!
9/30 Happy AnniVersary, BDM!!!!
==We aim to exponentiate==
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Nathan: I aim to mispronounce...crap.
Nathan: I aim to misconstrue...go se!
Nathan: I aim to misunderstand...fei oo!
Nathan: I aim to misbehave...shit! No wait!
Nathan(thinking): Maybe if I stand here and look pretty, they'll just keep rolling...
Bun, why are we making copies of me on the 24th? ;P
BWAH! 
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Quote:
Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
[
Mal leans in to give his one true love a kiss.
Or
This is my pistol, this is my gun. This if for fighing, this is for fun.
Well, his other hand could be any number of places!
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Either this is the way to the Special Hell
OR
IT'S VOTING TIME!!!
http://vote.sparklit.com/web_poll.spark/1005792
Vote for the 2 you like best as Caption Tightpants returns to the warm and fuzzy folds of FFF.net!
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Quote:
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Either this is the way to the Special Hell
OR
IT'S VOTING TIME!!!
Could be both.
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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