CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #1
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, September 16, 2006 02:53
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Neither Reavers, nor Companions, nor Operatives could keep me away any longer. :D
What happened? Companions got tired of you, decided to let you go?
Welcome back.
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Originally posted by TenthCrewMember:
Jayne(os)holding nozzle: Finished gassin' the Mule up, Cap'n!
Mal: That's the diesel pump, Jayne. The Mule needs low octane gasoline.
Jayne(os): Huh? (mutters) Gorram antique veehicle piece of gohsa. (outloud) Can't we get a new one?
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How many Jaynes does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to try to put it in and another to find a bigger hammer.
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Mal: Saffron, don't you go pointing that hot curling iron at me. Uuuh, or maybe we could talk?
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Mal: Saffron, you're pleasing, you're all kinds of pleasing, and uhh...it's been awhile, a long damn while, since anybody but me took a hold of my plow.
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It wasn't his plow, but Mal aimed to take hold of it just the same.
BWAH! 
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Nathan: "Aaaalright, who left this gun hanging here? SUMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
OR
Mal: *sigh* "That is IT! I have HAD it with these m*****f****** snakes, on my M*****F****** SHIP!"
OR
Mal (to Simon): "Can you sail under the command of a pirate? Or can you not?"
I'm babbling like a moonbrain.
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Good to see you agaiin TCM!
MAL:"Whoa, i had too much of that Mudder's Milk, it looks like the gun is floating in front of me..."
OR
MAL(singing):"Cleaning my gun with the safety off, safety off, safety off...."
(simpson reference)
OR
MAL:"This is a 44-magnum, with full barrel auto-lock, and a smooth shaft for extra comfort and sexiness; it is also equipped with a hairpin trigger mechanism, and the entire gun is hinted with a delicate orange flavour..."
(decline of video gaming, anyone?)
OR
MAL:"It's just...so.....BEAUTIFUL!!!"
INARA(os):"If only he could act like that around me..."
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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In the staring contest between Mal and the gun, the stakes were high, but the gun wasn't backing down, while Mal was looking more determined than ever. Unfortunately for Mal, the crew all bet large sums against him.
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Creator of "THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME"!
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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MAL: Shiny! The Force really does work!
GUN: BLAM!
JAYNE(OS): AUGH! Gorramit, Mal! This was my favorit shirt!
River(OS): You almost killed him with your brain...
BWAH!
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BUmp, bump, bump.
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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Welcome back, TCM!!!
Mal (talking to his gun, Shiny-Man): Well, if Jayne can name his guns, I can too. Okay, Shiny-Man, we've got ten paces to count. When I turn, I'll draw and you do your thing...
Gun (thinking): "Shiny-Man"? What in the sphincter of hell kinda name is that? Now Vera, that's a true name for a gun!
No power in the 'verse can stop me!
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Mal (thinking) 'I' before 'e' except after 'b'...no...that's not right. 'I' before 'c' except after 'e.' Naw, that still don't sound right. What the gorram hell am I doin' in a spellin' bee ta begin with?
Kaylee (cheerfully OS): ...and the winner gets two whole days with no injuries!
Mal (thinking): Oh, right.
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RMMC
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