CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #1
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, September 16, 2006 02:53
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Mal, having watched a little too much Star Trek, tried to mind-meld with his pistol.
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RMMC
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"No, you can't carry-on four metric tons of bobble-headed geisha dolls. You'll have to check it like everyone else"
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Yosaffbridge, if you're gonna shoot me, at least point the barrel my way and get it over with.
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The captain pauses a moment to admire his reflection...
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"Hey, look. Inara's naked."
As the cameraman turns around to look, he gets shot in the back by Mal, and so does his puppy.
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"I wonder if the magazine is going to fall out again?"
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"..."
Jayne just said something dumb and Mal is giving him the dumbass look.
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"That's the trouble with these gorramn things - you have to watch 'em every minute!"
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The 3 rules of aging:
1. Never bypass a bathroom
2. Never waste an erection
3. Never trust a fart
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Is this a pistol which I see before me,
The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A pistol of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I draw.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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I read that ^ and I think "Even funnier with a John Wayne accent!"
-TCM
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^So right, TCM^
Nathan had rather enjoyed his fluffy Firefly
hair, and roundly resented his re-styling for
Serenity, which involved heavy gel and an
oversized parting tool.
bun, parting (with a p)
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Mal pondered how Shepherd Book got such an enormous 'fro with such a small hair dryer.
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MAL(thinking): I wonder what this lever is for?
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Amazed by the simplicity of it, Mal couldn't help
but smirk when Jayne passed out cold, frightened
by the ol' "floating gun" trick.
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MAL: You're gonna put that WHERE, Doc?!?
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Nathan was showing off on the set again, this time using the same telekinesis trick he used on a Bic pen at a convention once...
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