CAPTION TIGHTPANTS RISE AGAIN! #1
POSTED BY: TenthCrewMember
UPDATED: Saturday, September 16, 2006 02:53
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Yep. I'm back! CT is back!
Neither Reavers, nor Companions, nor Operatives could keep me away any longer. :D
So without further ado, I reckon we kick it off with the namesake, Ol' Cappy his own self, and see where things go from here.
MAL: So this is the battery-powered thing Kaylee puts twixt her nethers. Huh.
Y'all know the drill, so have at it!
Oh, and a few reminders about CT:
Submissions can be made by anyone, anytime, and multiple times (we like multiples!).
New CTs will be posted every Thursday, and vote eligible submissions will be accepted through the following Monday. Tuesday and Wednesday will be for voting. I reserve the right to tiebreak, though I probably won't. ;) Invite your friends, play, lurk (though we wish you would play!), and enjoy the hi-larity of sick folk known as Browncoats!
Oh, and one last thing, please don't stop playing COT's OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME...it is, well, shiny! The more captioning the better!
Um, are you still reading this? Go post a funny caption already! There's nothing more to read here. Really. Go! Go post! Or at least read the funny posts! Sheesh... ;P
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Mal: Jayne! Will you please stop poking me in the eye with my my own pistol, at least have the common decency to use Vera!

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Several seconds later, it would be Mal's great misfortune to discover the pistol was, in fact, loaded.
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Mal admired his gun, then realized it was melting in his hand.
Mal (in his head): Hmm... chocolate.
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Lady, you don't stop asking me to show you my "gun", I'm gonna do it.
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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It was only the size of the applicator that made Mal comfortable with pencilling in his eyebrows.
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After realizing the extent of River's Psychometric powers, he attempted to Telekinetically stop his pistol as it flew towards him.
"I'm not going to say Serenity is the greatest SciFi movie ever; oh wait yes I am." - Orson Scott Card
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It was only fair that Mal begin to pistol whip Simon since, after all, Mal did warn the crew not to say "shenanigans."
"All I got is a red guitar, three chords, and the truth...the rest is up to you"
--Bono
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It puts the bullet in the skin. It does this whenever it is told.
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YODA(OS): The force you will feel, through you it flows. Burn in a special hell, you will.
MAL: Figures...
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