You Know You Watch Too Much Firefly When

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PAXALEXA

Sunday, August 27, 2006 2:36 AM

You think Hero of Canton is an acceptable karaoke song
You sing the Ballad of Serenity as a lullaby to your baby.
You wanna be king of Londinium (because that would be an interesting title)
Pink dresses with frills excite you.
Slinky dresses excite you more.
You'd rather go barefoot.

-Pax
"My secret is..."

THERANDOMMANIAK

Sunday, August 27, 2006 3:19 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by CarolJude:
When you seriously consider buying $130. lace-up boots (and actually order them and try them on once or twice before coming to your senses and sending them back!)
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Walk tall, or don't walk at all...

Haha, I got the $100 boots, but still have them. I love thoes things! But I wear them every day...

NOTYOLANDA

Sunday, August 27, 2006 3:19 AM

I teach computer software apps in middle school and have started a video club for the kids to learn animation. I wasn't really into animation but was doing it because the kids are really into it. The program they are using has a western motif in it and one of the preanimated people looks like Captain Mal Reynolds. So now I'm hooked and will be trying to create a mini firefly scene.

I am learning a new skill just to bring my favorite character to life for a couple of seconds.

Please! Nobody died last time!

BAD2VERSE

Sunday, August 27, 2006 3:33 AM

When your Razr cellphone looks like this:

And when you hear "..Take my Love, Take my land..." and get excited thinking it's a TV commercial, only to realize it's your cellphone ringing ;)

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AGENTRUSCO

Sunday, August 27, 2006 3:35 AM

I fridden made a HUGE list of these, there are 90. Should I post em?

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I cannot abide useless people.

BAD2VERSE

Sunday, August 27, 2006 3:40 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by TheRandomManiak:
Quote:
Originally posted by CarolJude:
When you seriously consider buying $130. lace-up boots (and actually order them and try them on once or twice before coming to your senses and sending them back!)

Haha, I got the $100 boots, but still have them. I love thoes things! But I wear them every day...

Where can you get the boots????? TIA!

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..but eatin people alive, where does THAT get fun?

MIRAMEL

Sunday, August 27, 2006 3:47 AM

..when your parents used the sentence "hey, did you e-mail some guy named joss whedon"? to get you out of bed in the morning
(which was just mean, cause 1, no, no i didn't and 2, they know perfectly well who joss is. would NEVER have worked if i was properly awake)

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YINYANG

Sunday, August 27, 2006 4:01 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by AgentRusco:
I fridden made a HUGE list of these, there are 90. Should I post em?

Yes, I think you should.

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I'm a trouble-maker; Kaneman said so!

::points to 'I'm a trouble-maker' sticker on shirt and makes a platypus noise::

AGENTRUSCO

Sunday, August 27, 2006 4:19 AM

They told me I should. So. Here is the document I made up. I'm sure some have been said and some are daft. Also I'm sure there are.

You know you're a Firefly geek if:

1.You know what Firefly is
2.You've seen Firefly when it was on TV
3.You've seen the movie Serenity
4.You know who Joss Whedon is
5.You were hopping mad when the show got cancelled
6.You joined online forums to stop the show from being cancelled
7.You use Firefly/Serenity quotes as AIM away messages
8.You know the names of all the major actors
9.You have at least one poster
10.You own the Firefly DVDs
11.You own the Serenity DVD
12.You own the Firefly soundtrack
13.You own the Serenity soundtrack
14.You own a long brown coat
15.You know the translations of all the Chinese used
16.You know all the words to the theme song
17.You know all the words to "The Hero of Canton"
18.You have written Firefly fanfiction
19.You want Joss Whedon to make more films
20.You were mad that Joss killed off a main characters in the film
21.You know what other things Joss has done
22.You are creepified by Nathan Fillion's role in Buffy the Vampire Slayer
23.You own the action figures
24.You have watched the commentaries and extra features almost as often as the episodes/movie
25.You use the word 'shiny' when things are good and 'gorram' when things aren’t
26.You forget to speak proper English
27.You want to bring suspenders back into style
28.You hope Mal and Inara will someday get together
29.You name your weapons
30.You call your car a 'boat' or a 'mule'
31.You wear combat boots for the fun of it
32.You wear suspenders
33.You use words/phrases like 'creepifying', 'my own self', 'permaybehaps', 'point of interest', 'not so much' and 'a mite'
34.You call your friends your crew
35.Your screen name has something to do with Firefly
36.You call the actors by their characters' names when seen in other movies or shows
37.You know that Jayne's name contains a 'y'
38.You know the actors' birthdays
39.You know the characters' birthdays
40.You have read/own the Serenity novelization
41.You hum/sing the theme randomly
42.You know that a firefly is not a bug, but a ship class
43.You wish you could fight like River
44.You are overly protective of your 'crew'
45.You threaten people by saying 'don’t make me throw you in the airlock!'
46.You don’t do your homework in favor of watching episodes/researching online (again)
47.You have joined the online Browncoats
48.You have one (or more) t-shirt with a Firefly/Serenity theme
49.You have made a fan film
50.You interject random Chinese words/phrases into your everyday conversations
51.You have made a character costume
52.You've been to a convention and dressed like a character
53.You have named a pet after a character or actor
54.You have named a child after a character or actor
55.You have given a Firefly themed nickname to someone
56.You have received a Firefly themed nickname
57.You bought/made/had someone make you a Jayne hat… and you wear it
58.You call your pastor 'Shepherd'
59.You wonder if Jessica Simpson is a companion… or just a regular whore
60.You own the comic books with all nine variations of cover
61.You wear coveralls, sometimes with a Hawaiian shirt over top
62.You own the fan documentary "Done the Impossible"
63.You make it your main goal to ensnare new Browncoats
64.You've watched the DVDs so often that they've worn out
65.You have more than one set of the DVDs
66.You have more than one copy of the movie
67.You make up more lyrics to the theme song
68.You think that Joss will resurrect Wash because he does that sort of thing all the time, after all, Buffy died twice
69.You see films like "The Poseidon Adventure", "28 Days" and "Saving Private Ryan" just to see glimpses of the Firefly actors
70.You want Gina Torres to play Wonder Woman in Joss' new film
71.You forget that it is Morpheus that is married to Zoe in real life and not Wash
72.You think that everything Joss has ever done and ever will do is somehow intrinsic to Firefly
73.You make and sell J

BAD2VERSE

Sunday, August 27, 2006 4:25 AM

Quote:
Originally posted by AgentRusco:
They told me I should. So. Here is the document I made up. I'm sure some have been said and some are daft. Also I'm sure there are.

You know you're a Firefly geek if:

Oh Crap! I'm about 90% of that, No Hope for me, I'm a Browncoat ;)
(Actually I was gonna leave the things that pertain to me in the quoted message, but it got longer than the stuff that AIN'T me, so I just cut it all out ;)

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