your mama firefly style
POSTED BY: galenfly
UPDATED: Monday, August 21, 2006 03:13
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I was having a your mama contest at work and decided to put a browncoat spin on it. Here are some of the ones I came up with...feel free to add.
We had to leave Earth that Was because your mama couldnt leave teh buffet table.
Your mama is so ugly she has won the Miss Reaver beauty pagent 5 years in a row.
Your mama is so fat the Aliance makes her wear a nav beacon because of her gravitational pull.
The Aliance uses your mama's gas problem to move thier ships across the system.
Your mama's so big Mal would have to get a bigger ship just to get her on board.
Your mama needs buffer pannels to offset the burn in.
Reavers did go bad because they looked at the black....but because they look at your mama.
and finally
When you mama put on a browncoat they started teraforming a new planet, but couldn't get rid of the methane.
Enjoy
Galenfly
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I'm not asking this in mean spirits - I'm honestly just curious. What is the appeal of "Your Mama"?
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Your mamma should be slapped, havin your retarted ass.
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Oh, hello again, Kaneman! Thank you for the input; but, I wasn't aware that my ass had a brain.
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Your mamma is so ugly, she makes your ass look good
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Originally posted by yinyang:
Oh, hello again, Kaneman! Thank you for the input; but, I wasn't aware that my ass had a brain.
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Never heard of shit for brains? come on now sista!
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Sorry, but I'm not sure we're related. I suppose we are, albeit in a very distant manner (probably more than six degrees of separation).
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Wow!!! You can even talk out of your ass. Some ass. Can it do tricks?
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Technically, neither of us are talking, but typing.
EDIT: Many apologies to galenfly for hijacking the thread.
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