THE FORSAKEN - The Flame That Never Dies
POSTED BY: PhoenixRose
UPDATED: Tuesday, August 15, 2006 13:55
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*while placing small bombs all over the thread, and not being noticed, he mutters to himself*
"So he says to me, 'You wanna be a baaaaad guy?' And I say yeah, baby! I wanna be bad! I SAYS, SURF'S UP SPACE PONIES! I'M MAKING GRAVY WITHOUT THE LUMPS! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!"
"He says to me, he says to me, 'You got STYLE, baby. But if you're going to be a real villain, you gotta get a gimmick.' And so I go I says YEAH, baby. A gimmick, that's it. High explosives. Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!"
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*a pillar of flame appears behind Guy, resolving into the shape of a woman*
Um, Guy?
*taps him on the shoulder*
What the hell are you doing?
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind. - Gautama Siddharta
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*trips up over a bomb* Ow. Hey! Who the hell left high explosives lying around???
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*doesn't notice anything, and continues*
"So he says to me, 'You gotta do something smart, baby. Something BIG! He says, 'You wanna be a super villain, right?' And I go yeah, baby, YEAH! YEAH! WHAT DO I GOTTA DO? He says, 'You got bombs, blow up one of the Forsaken threads it's packed with powerful people, you'll go down in SUPER VILLAIN HISTORY!' And I go yeah, baby, 'cause I'm the Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight! Aaaaaa-hahahahaha!"
"And so he says to me, 'You got legs, baby, you're everywhere. YOU'RE ALL OVER THE PLACE!'"
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*picks up one of Guy's bombs and chomps into it*
Yum, fuel.
*crosses her arms and looks at Guy, who is still talking to himself in the corner*
GUY!
*sends a small fireball in the direction of his pants*
Next time I'll use all the fuel you just gave me. Now cut it out; not everyone here can absorb firepower like me.
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind. - Gautama Siddharta
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*runs out of thread yelling*
YOU ARE ALL VICTOMS OF THE EVIL MIDNIGHT BOMBER WHAT BOMBS AT MIDNIGHT!
*explosions*
*comes back to himself*
oh dear, what has he done now?
End of line.
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Ooh!!! Hey!!! Did you post as EvilMidnightBomberWhatBombsAtMidnight on a Buffy board??? Have you ever been on Buffy Cross and Stake???
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nope, and sorry about my alter-ego, someone force-fed me some Jekyll and Hyde serum
End of line.
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Y'know, acting like a multiple isn't going to convince people you ain't a multiple 
An insincere and evil friend is more to be feared than a wild beast; a wild beast may wound your body, but an evil friend will wound your mind. - Gautama Siddharta
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I can't help it, and I seem to have it contained to here ...uh-oh
BAD IS GOOD BABY! DOWN WITH GOVERNMENT!!
*twitches*
I need to find the antidote now
End of line.
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