THERE IS NO IDAHO!
POSTED BY: FutureMrsFIllion
UPDATED: Friday, August 25, 2006 03:29
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Kaneman!
I met him too! Smelled funny?

We are The Forsaken - We aim to burn! and we don't need no stinkin levels!
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Idaho may exist, but not as part of the USA. It's a communist conspiracy to infiltrate our great country.
Yes, yes, I have evidence:
What is Idaho known for?
That's right; potatoes.
What is the national drink of the largest communist country (that'd be Russia) on the planet?
Vodka.
What is vodka made from?
Potatoes.
Therefore
(make square peg fit round hole) Idaho is a communist plot...
Do you know what your sin is Captain?
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Aww hell; I'm a big fan of all seven.
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ummm, vodka is also made from corn, my grandfather grew corn, is he a commie?
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
MsG
I am reasonably sure that half of my brain could not possibly be in Utah. I think we are being bamboozled.
But, I say give them Arizona! They will be so hot, they won't want to do anything!
there is no arizona, and I have proof
*walks out of thread, and returns carrying a CD player, which he sets down and turns on*
♪He promised her a new and better life
Out in Arizona
Underneath the blue never-ending sky
Swore that he was gonna
get things in order
He'd send for her
When he left her behind, it never crossed her mind
There is no Arizona
No painted desert
No serandona
If there was
A grand canyon
She could fill it up with the lies he's told her
But they don't exist
Those dreams he sold her
She'll wake up and find
There is no Arizona
She got a postcard with no return address
Post marked tombstone
It said I dont know where I'm goin next
But when I do I'll let ya know
May, June, July
She wonders why she's still waitin
She'll keep waiting cuz
There is no Arizona
No painted desert
No serandona
If there was
A grand canyon
She could fill it up with the lies he's told her
But they don't exist
Those dreams he sold her
She'll wake up and find
There is no Arizona
Each day the sun sets into the west
Her heart sinks lower in her chest
And friends keep askin when she's goin
Finally she tells them, don't you know
There is no Arizona
No painted desert
No seradona
If there was
A grand canyon
She could fill it up with the lies he's told her
But they don't exist
Those dreams he sold her
She'll wake up and find
There is no Arizona
He promised her a new and better life
Out in Arizona
♪
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
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...This is too tempting...
Quote:
Originally posted by FlatTop:
What is the national drink of the largest communist country (that'd be Russia) on the planet?
*bzzt! Sorry, nope. Russia was part of the largest communist country in the world (a.k.a. Union of Soviet Socialist Republic or U.S.S.R.)...now, since the USSR broke up? Not so much.

Besides...Everyone knows that almost everything connected to the ninth island (called "Las Vegas" -- dunno why it's not somethin' properly named) is all fantastical stories. It's somethin' old folk made up to explain where the young adults went when they dissapeared for year(s)....
*ducks flying objects aimed at this way*
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*bzzt! Sorry, nope. Russia was part of the largest communist country in the world (a.k.a. Union of Soviet Socialist Republic or U.S.S.R.)...now, since the USSR broke up? Not so much.
I am terribly sorry, but I must disagree. Now that the old USSR (which was never a country anymore than the European Union is a country) has broken up, the largest country on the planet is still Russia. Take a look here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russia
or
http://encarta.msn.com/encyclopedia_761569000/Russia.html
As an aside: I really like your dancing icon.
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Do you know what your sin is Captain?
Aww hell; I'm a big fan of all seven.
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Then again, this is a thread about non-existenct places, and conspiracies intended to make folks think these places are there.
We're talking about what is alleged to be the largest country on the planet.
Has anyone on this board ever been there?
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Do you know what your sin is Captain?
Aww hell; I'm a big fan of all seven.
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Quote:
Originally posted by Penguin:
Interstate 80 Iowa
Interstate 80, Iowa.
Mississippi River...
Davenport...
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn --
What's that smell?
Corn
Corn
Corn
Iowa City
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn --
Look, a tree!
Corn
Corn
Corn
Des Moines
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn
Corn --
There's that smell again!
Corn
Corn
Corn
Council Bluffs
Missouri River!
Oh so you've been there.
As a former resident of Iowa City, IA area for 28 years and a present resident of Omaha, NE for 3 weeks I can attest that both DO exhist. But I am with you on the Dakota's. There are like 74 people in both states together, can't we just combine them and make "Super Dakota." The people of Bismarck and Pierre can fight it out to the death to determine who gets the state capital title. My money is on Bismarck, Pierre is a French name and those guys can't fight at all.NOTIFY: N | REPLY | REPLY WITH QUOTE | PERMALINK | TOP | HOME
Redlava
But ARE they ACTUALLY in the Dakota's? Did you ACTUALLY live in the "Iowa" or just think that you did?
You know those "virtual rides" how do you think they started? With "air flight" dude! They seal you up in an aluminum tube, jiggle the damn plane around, play with the pressure and then run a film of clouds/land whatever - open the tube and let the suckers out. Its a plot! A plot I tell you - a quick change of decoy license plates and road signs and Presto Chango you are in Iowa - But you are really on a back lot in some town in Delaware.
The whole thing started in Delaware - they were too little and had no crops - so they said Lets fool the public and make them gives us lots of money to do it.
As for Russia - we ALL know Russia doesn't exist! Chernobyl? Acid Rain? Yeah Sure and I am the Queen of all Londinium!


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Originally posted by FutureMrsFIllion:
I have been looking at the map on my wall and I am fairly certain that I can state with out any doubt that I can no longer support the rumor of the existnce of Nebraska.
Well, I've been through Nebraska, riding backwards in the far back seat of the family station wagon, and I'm not sure it actually exists either.
David
"Not completely as well as the series of Firefly..." - From a review of Serenity at amazon.de
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