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Worst, dumbest, most inaccurate, piece of crap bad super-hero movies ever made.

POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Thursday, January 11, 2007 17:16
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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 11:45 AM

when you see the new supes tho, you'll realise that he just completely wipes the floor with both of singers Xmen movies

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Tuesday, August 8, 2006 11:45 AM

when you see the new supes tho, you'll realise that he just completely wipes the floor with both of singers Xmen movies

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 7:10 AM

Got a little over-zealous on the button pushing, eh?

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 10:35 AM

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Originally posted by Rodwy:
My friend pointed these out to me, an obvious list of things wrong in X-Men 3.

-Marrow is supposed to be a short, red-haired girl that has anger management problems, now it's some buff guy with bones that grow out of his wrists
-Quiksilver got turned into a girl
-Havik got replaced with Arclite
-Toad II is in it for two seconds and dies
-Cyclops is EMO
-The Phoenix wasn't wearing any green
-Spike is supposed to be Storm's nephew, in the movie he's some Asian dude
-Kitty isn't tall enough, and looks like a future super-pedo
-Juggernaut sounds really stupid
-Leech isn't some kid in the Ghetto in this
-Lack of Jubilee and fireworks
-No Gambit
-Psylocke doesn't do anything
-Forge should've been in it

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Personally I enjoyed X3, it didn't make any sense and was too short for my taste but it was enjoyable.

I gotta ask tho, can you list a single reason why the movie sucked that doesn't revolve around it not being like the comic? And how can Gambit, Jubilee and Forge not being in it make it a bad movie? Doesn't that make X1&2 bad movies?

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 10:41 AM

yeah i didnt even notice it tho, lol

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 11:57 AM

Constantine.

LXG - love what Moore did in the sequel to make it unfilmable. Go Hyde

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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 12:12 PM

I think the main reason why so many of the comic inaccuracies were annoying was because they didn't happen for any reason. The leech thing I can understand, and the Spike thing was probobly due to casting issues so that's not a problem (plus having the connection with Storm would have overloaded the movie, like mentioning that Juggernaught is Xavier's brother would have done), but as for the others... most of the characters were barely there. If they'd been used for something it would have been okay, but since the whole movie was pretty creaky it just made everything look, well, sloppy. The movie didn't exactly grab me the way the first two did, so I found myself picking holes in the character portrayals, which I never normally do.




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Wednesday, August 9, 2006 3:24 PM

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Originally posted by msg:
Speaking of Dolph Lungren's The Punisher is anyone else a bit weirded out by the fact that he's a Fulbright scolar with a masters from MIT in chemical engineering. How can someone so smart be unable to understand that he is really not a good actor??




HEY!!

WHAT'S WITH ALL THE LUNDGREN LOATHERS?

Think about it,
What would be the smarter job?
You could be working in some dank shitty lab all damn day, doing boring science stuff or you could be getting paid probably double what you'd ever get doing that shit just by running about, shooting a prop gun and sprouting a few one liners in an exotic location...

Plus the guys a man’s man.
He slept with Grace Jones for chrissakes.
That's tough.
He should get a medal for that.
That’s the kind of fear that only skydivers with faulty packs would know about.

As for the Punisher,
Yeah, in terms of it being a Punisher movie it sucked.
Especially with all the awesome, over the top stories Mike Baron was writing at the time.
But in terms of 80's action-er it was top shelf.
Just blasting away yakuza punks by the truckload.
Friggin' awesome.
Could've done with a little less naked greased meditation by candlelight though.

Now lest we forget all the awesome he's gone onto since then.

Universal solider.
Robot zombie goes all 'lets do it lets do it! Let’s do the whole fucking village' and makes himself an ear necklace. Cinematic classic.

Johnny Mnemonic (had to Google the spelling)
IT'S JESUS TIME!
'nuff said.

He’s been Prince Adam
He been Ivan Drago.
And…
He must break you.
Dolph Lungren. Bad Mother Fucker.

Oh, and on the topic of smarty pants, the strangest people wind up being geniuses,
Word has it Huey Lewis, that is, back to the future, hip to square, power of love, Huey Lewis and the News, Huey Lewis, is apparently smart as a whip.

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Thursday, August 10, 2006 6:20 PM

Ultraviolet...ouch!!! My senses haven't been the same since. Actually proud of myself having made it through the whole movie. Closest I've ever come to walking out of a theater.

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Tuesday, January 9, 2007 3:57 PM

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Originally posted by RiveR6213:
Even the worst of films yield one or two things that was good.


Hear, hear!

I loved the Sonar Vision™ in Daredevil (especially the scene in the subway), and I thought Michael Chiklis & Chris Evans were perfectly cast in Fantastic Four!

Chris Evans showed you just how much FUN Johnny was having with his new life (anybody notice how he makes Jiffy Pop? ), and Michael Chiklis truly made you feel Ben's anguish and pain.

Johnny's constant tormenting of Ben (Two words: Shaving Cream! ) were worth the price of the DVD for me.

Johnny: You think that's funny, Pebbles?
Ben: That's it, Tinkerbell!

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