"Firefly" Spoof

POSTED BY: thebutcher
UPDATED: Friday, January 23, 2004 21:26
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THEBUTCHER

Wednesday, January 21, 2004 11:25 PM

I'm doing a Firefly spoof, like the ones in MAD Magazine, so if you have any funny names for the main characters or the way they should introduce themselves, post them!

SHINY

Thursday, January 22, 2004 12:30 AM

Captain Badass?

RIVER
Purple elephants are flying.
MAL
Good. Thanks for the update.

SERENITYVALLEY

Thursday, January 22, 2004 1:16 AM

Jayne should have even MORE of a girly name. Something that guys don't usually have, like Tina or Julia or something.

http://www.simple-assault.com/Firefly.htm

WHOODAHN

Thursday, January 22, 2004 2:20 AM

Tome (Book)
Stream (River)
Simple (Simon)
Susie (Jayne)
Cleanse (Wash)
Amazon (Zoe)
Reynold Malcoms "Rey" (Malcom Reynolds "Mal")
Arani (Inara)
LeeKee (Kaylee)

DESANGRO

Thursday, January 22, 2004 2:30 AM

Inara could be Inane, Zoe could be Zoo and Wash could be Mosh. (Hey, that rhymes!) That's all I can think of for now.

CAITLYN

Thursday, January 22, 2004 2:38 AM

Seems to me Kaylee already told you what to call the Captain in "Shindig".

"Yes sir, Captain Tightpants"

JAHZARA

Thursday, January 22, 2004 8:11 PM

How 'bout...

Falcolm Feynolds (I like Captain Tightpants, too)

Well, it makes me giggle.

NITEHAWK

Thursday, January 22, 2004 10:17 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by Caitlyn:
Seems to me Kaylee already told you what to call the Captain in "Shindig".

"Yes sir, Captain Tightpants"

Damn you beat me to it. CAP'N TIGHTPANTS!!! and he has a business card with the picture from the interviews. "dodging a bullet behind my hips!"

hehehe.

*click* *click*
"You, uh, know each other?"

LEEH

Friday, January 23, 2004 3:01 AM

Yup, gotta be Capt. Tightpants for Mal.

Kaylee could be Kaybee, like Kaybee toys--since she's childlike. . . .

I think River should be Brook, as in babbling. . .

Can't wait to see whatyou do!

WHOODAHN

Friday, January 23, 2004 4:13 PM

Quote:
Originally posted by WhooDahn:
Tome (Book)
Stream (River)
Simple (Simon)
Susie (Jayne)
Cleanse (Wash)
Amazon (Zoe)
Reynold Malcoms "Rey" (Malcom Reynolds "Mal")
Arani (Inara)
LeeKee (Kaylee)

I thought 'Captain Tightpants' was too obvious, but it works for me. What's his first name? 'Tight'?

Brook, Stream, Ocean all sound good. I like the Babbling Brook idea.

I like KayBee and the KayBee Toys connection, it sounds good.

I always thought Inara sounds like 'In an hour' and relates to her chosen profession. Her name could be 'Inaminute'

Heres a thought. Instead of Reavers, how about 'Over Achievers'? It could be a ship of geeks that beat you to death with pocket protectors. That sounds scary to me!

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