Worst, dumbest, most inaccurate, piece of crap bad super-hero movies ever made.
POSTED BY: chrisisall
UPDATED: Thursday, January 11, 2007 17:16
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I didn't see X-Men 3 and I'm about $9.00 richer then all you jokers that did.
Howard the Duck kicks ass. Can any of you say you made it with Mia Thompson in her day?
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles kick ass... literally. How can you argue with Vanilla Ice?
Anybody see "A Real American Hero" on Network TV about 20 years ago? George Castanzas answering machine was a play on the theme song.
As for bad movies, I have to agree with most of the posts on here. I really can't think of a genuine superhero movie that sucked that isn't on here. This doesn't really count, but my vote is for Postmaster P in "Leprechaun 5: Lep in the Hood." He kicked some Leprechaun ass ,and he made short work of Ice-T too. This may be the worst movie with a budget ever. I heard Ice-T got paid $100,000 for that role. The man who said "F*** the Police" who plays a cop on TV now. Gotta love Ice-T. He'd do anything for money.
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I know everyone's said it but "Daredevil". My friends actually thought it was a parody when they saw it. Now to be honest, I don't think it's terrible, it just could have been a lot better.
Same with Catwoman. It had good elements, but it just didn't mesh.
And to whoever mentioned that Spike was meant to be Storm's cousin, that character in the movie was Quill. Spike only exists in the XMen Evolution verse - he was an extra character created especially for the show (but his powers are based on Quill's)
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles kick ass... literally. How can you argue with Vanilla Ice?
Word.
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Steered clear of Fan Four(Jessica Alba was perfect as Max, but there is no way she should have been cast as Sue Storm)
Depends on which Sue Storm you're talking about.
'Invisible Girl' Sue or 'Invisible Woman' Sue. Alba played a really good 'strong', post Malice Sue. The Sue who knew how really powerful she was and God help you if you threatened her family!
The XMen films are a mixed bag. The first one was weak, the second fairly good, and the third pretty much a series of missed opportunities strung together. But all of them failed my standard XMen litmus test - Cyclops was writen as a boyband wannabe. Cyke is the hardest character to write in the X-Verse, and Singer was not up to the challenge(though Joss seems to be so far). And he was also miscast. Instead of the whiner, they should have gone with Michael Biehen(Sarah Connor's protector in The Terminator, Johnny Ringo in Tombstone). He actually would have had the presence to not be bowled over by Hugh Jackman. And he would have been the right age for Famke Jannsen... which leads into how badly handled the Phoenix Saga was mangled in X3 and so on.
Agreed, wholeheartedly! Biehn would've been a good Cyke. Cyke was a born leader, not a wuss. There had to be other actors better for that part than Marsden. Famke might have pulled of the Dark Phoenix thing with better writing and direction. She seemed like she was warming up to it in X-2.
I still think the whole 'cure' storyline should've been done separately. How old is Famke?
A Browncoat AND one of the 2%
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Catwoman
At least they left Batman out of it.
Daredevil
Not that great, but not as bad as some people like to make it out to be.
X-Men 3
I'm going to separate myself from popular opinion and say that this was far from being the worst of the X-Men movies, but is in fact in my opinion, the best. I'll go further to say X3 was better than X-Men, which I thought was better than X2. X2 was okay, but in a lot of ways it felt like it cheap sequel (Let's have the good guys and bad guys team up against an even greater threat!)
X-Men 3 finally did something about all that war mongering (or whatever you call it.)
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Originally posted by Leighkohl:
Okay no one has mentioned the worst super hero movie ever made....Flash Gordon -1980. I know...I know...it's a guilty pleasure for me, but I will turn the channel or stop the tape if some one comes in the room, because it is soooo bad, but I love it. I can admit that it is terrible and just a big piece of fluffy stupidity, but I can't seem to not watch it. It's entrancing.B]
Wrong:
Dispatch Warlock and Ajax to bring back his body!
Correct:
Dispatch war rocket Ajax to bring back his body!
Wrong:
Flash, Ah Ahhhh....he's a billygoat!!!
Correct:
Flash, Ah Ahhhh....he's a miracle!!!
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"It's my estimation that every man ever got a statue made of him was one kind of sumbitch or another."
Capt Mal Reynolds
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Originally posted by OPPYH:
X-Men 3. It started out Ok, then....plot holes, bad acting by all(I call it the Catwoman syndrome. When the movie is bad it makes the actors look bad). All the bad mutants look like Hot Topic rejects, did I mention plot holes? Enough on this garbage.
I hated X-3... Brian Singer was a total traitor to leave us to direct Superman... which I didn't even wat to see. Bugger him, let's see the X-men series pick up from that. *glares at world in general*
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the main problem with X3 was taking the spotlight off the Xmen and making it storms movie when storm sucks
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when you see the new supes tho, you'll realise that he just completely wipes the floor with both of singers Xmen movies
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when you see the new supes tho, you'll realise that he just completely wipes the floor with both of singers Xmen movies
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when you see the new supes tho, you'll realise that he just completely wipes the floor with both of singers Xmen movies
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