THE OTHER SHINY CAPTION GAME Round #41-Rich and Prosperous
POSTED BY: CunningOrangeToque
UPDATED: Thursday, August 10, 2006 14:10
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Hello everyone!Welcome to Round 41!
Now as per usual, we can't go on to the next round without first announcing the winner of the past round. In Round 40, we had a tie!
The two winners are:
QTRONICS!
From Simon's Book of Dating:
Step 1:Do something nice(see above)
Step 2:Say something stupid(ex."get to live on a piece of luh-suh wreck.")
Step 3:Get punched(ex.nearly every episode)
Step 4:.....
Step 5:Get the girl!
AND SICKDUDE!
Mal: Kaylee, what you've done with Mr. Universe's goldfish is...well,I'll be having seconds.Kaylee:Waste not, want not, I always say.
CONGRATULATIONS TO YOU BOTH!
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And now on to Round 41, with a discussion underway:
JAYNE:"Umm...what is that?!?!"
MAL:"It's my floral dress...goes with my bonnet...what, you don't like it?"
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Time for some thrilling heroics!
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Shiny! That's a hat trick for me. (Although two of them were ties...) Thank you, all.
"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie
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Jayne: Mal why're you dressed up as an elephant.
Zoe: He's not wearing any pants Jayne.
Or
Jayne: It's a film, first word, one syllable...
Zoe: He's flipping you the bird Jayne.
Or
Jayne's mathematics lessons were long and boring.
Or (A Bit of Blackadder)
Simon: Right Jayne, let's try again. This is called adding. If I have two beans and then I add two more beans, what do I have?
Jayne: Some Beans.
Simon: Yes... and no. Let's try again, shall we? I have two beans, then I add to more beans what does that make?
Jayne: A very small casserole?
Simon: One, two, three, four! So how many are there?
Jayne: Three, and that one.
Simon: Three and that one. So if I add that one to the three what will I have?
Jayne: Some beans.
Simon: Yes, Jayne you're like a trained ape, without the training.
Jayne: Hell if I wanted schooling I'd of gone to school.
More insane ramblings by the people who brought you beeeer milkshakes!
No one can see their reflection in running water. It is only in still water that we can see.
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Jayne: ok so you know an old lady who swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird, she swallowed the bird to catch the spider that wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly...but you don't know why she swallowed the fly???
Zoe: perhaps she'll die
Mal: (off stage) Told you we should have started with the alphabet book
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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Jayne just wouldn't admit that he'd lost the bet with Zoe on how many scars Mal had. He insisted on counting them over and over...
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Ok I just realized my current baby related reading material may just be affecting my brain:)
I choose to rise instead of fall- U2
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Jayne: Okay, Mal, that tatoo's new. I do not remember you having that tattoo. I have no distinct memory of --
Mal: Jayne, you're mouth is talking. Might wanna look to that.
Or
Zoe: And Sir? That there sharpie imitation of a tatoo of Serenity was in horrible taste.
Or
(previous continued)
Zoe: And Sir? That there sharpie imitation of a tatoo of Serenity was in horrible taste.
Mal: What, you don't like it?
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May not be smart, and it may not please you, but you're definitely gonna see what I have to say.
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I can still play, can't I?...
Jayne: ...And I'll take... the stuffed toy dinosaur!
Zoe (thinking): Why did Jayne get to go first?! Gorram gift exchange!!!
"I am your father, Luke. Give in to the Dark Side, you nob!" - Doug McKenzie
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Jayne: So, explain to me again why we gotta get nekkid for this job...?
or...
Jayne: Never played Body Tic Tac Toe. O's or X's?
Zoë: X's.
Or....
Jayne: How'd you sleep through having a smiley face painted there?
Zoë: (thinking) I wonder how long it would take to...naw.
And now to get my brain outta the gutter....
Mal: So how'd I get this gorram lip ferret overnight?
Jayne: Well see, it started with two large eyebrows, and then...
Zoë: Sir? Permission to shoot that thing off.
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RMMC, having her first try at this.
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