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POSTED BY: jockockeyock
UPDATED: Thursday, February 8, 2007 21:37
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Two quotes from Mal, different episodes but same idea:
(I don't remember which episode)
"They say never hit a man with a closed fist, but sometimes it's hilarious."
(In Shindig, after he's poked the guy with his sword and been told that he "didn't have to wound that man")
"I know, it's just really funny."
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here's some more:
Jayne: Only if his attention's elsewhere.
We need a diversion. I say Zoe gets
nekkid.
Wash: Nope.
Jayne: I could get nekkid.
Wash: NO!
and from the bloopers:
start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90 year old... man, with man boobs, aw man.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
-try it out, I dare you
98% of teens have smoked pot, if you are one of the 2% that haven't, copy this into your signature
I'm so into Firefly, my butt glows in the dark.
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"It's been a while .. a long damn while since anyone but me took ahold of my plow ..."
but then I agree with all those above too ...
"Is it bad that what she said made perfect sense to me?"
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I loved Wash's line in War Stories:
Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired… from a… fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.
I also liked from the gag reel on the BGM:
Mal: Did you see us fight?
Kaylee: No
Mal: TRAP!!!
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I'm surprised no one's said one of my favorites from "Our Mrs. Reynolds."
Book: Wash was beaten and Inara found you
here.
Inara: And then I fell. My head got hurt
like Wash.
Mal: I don't get any of this.
Inara: I only fell is all.
I'm sure if anyone's said this but from "Serenity"-
(Simon to River)
It's okay to leave them to die.
And one more for the road--though I can't remember when it was said or the exact line, this is the basic meaning.
(Wash to Jayne)
Serioulsy, how did your brain even manage to learn human speech?
And as a side note-- this is my first post or comment thing here.
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One of my favorites is from "Bushwhacked" when Jayne suprises and shoots injuring the only survivor of the Reavers' attack and the crew catches up with him. When Simon remarks that the frightened victim is a real beast to which Jayne replies:
"Looked bigger when I couldn't see him".
If you think about it it makes no sense (if you couldn't see them how would they look.....) but it does in Jayne's hyper-trigger sensibility.
I have other favorites, but most have been listed here.....
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Can't remember the episode, when Jayne says "If wishes were horses we'd all be eating steak."
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I didn't see this one and it bears mentioning...
There's a pretty powerful Jayne moment from the end of Jaynestown:
"What's wrong with you people!? You think someone's just gonna drop money on you!? Money they can use!? Well there ain't people like that... there's just people like me."
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I think Wash and Jayne have some of the best lines. I love the one from Wash:
"Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired… from a… fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself"
"Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired… from a… fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself"
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Quote:
Originally posted by Pieky:
Mine is "The body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds with adequate vacuuming systems" by River.
Doesnt seem very impressive but let me put it in context 4 ya.
With a slashed jugular spraying blood at a rate similar to a thumb over the end of a hose, it takes 2 mins to loose enough blood to kill you. Thats just to kill you, not to loose all your blood. Quick aint it
Actually, if you used a transverse cut across both carotid arteries, you'd bleed to death in approx 12 seconds, and be unconscious in 4.
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